Colorado B.S. Thread

It appears there are some serious butt hurt people after the election:

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...ca-and-create-its-own-new-government/lWDshfl3

Quite a few states want to secede

 

I like dags, but I like caravans better.

 

that was a good one

 

Don't consider it butthurt, consider it our right. At least someone had the balls to step and notice that America is about to go down the shitter.

Oh wait, sorry....no politics.

 

^ X2

 

Excellent idea, removed.

 

Last three days, can't wait for Friday.

 

i'm no more thrilled about the outcome either. just found it amusing.

in other news....pot and bewbs

 

What the f**k do I want a caravan fer that's got no f**king wheels on it?!

 

i searched the forum for blue tooth ring volume and only came up with one thread, any of you guys use the blue tooth in the trucks? Im looking to turn down the initial ring volume because its so loud it makes me flinch every time someone calls. Nothing in the manual tells you how to turn the ring volume down that i could see. The one thread says to call yourself from a house line and while its ringing you have to use the volume controls on either the steering wheel or head unit to turn down the ring volume. im going to give it a shot but wanted to ask around quick

thanks guys

 

by the way, such a great movie!!!!!

"how bout them sausages charley? 5 mintues turkish, 5 minutes. You said 5 minutes, 5 minutes ago, how bout them sausages?" ha ha ha

 

Axe and ye shall receive:

 

Not a fan of boobie tats but I hope those are scratch and sniff...

 

The one on the left sits higher. try again

 

Who let you out of your cage?

 

Painting is a pain in the ass! Haha

 

Your mom.

 

"Protection from what Tommy? Ze Germans?"