My first new vehicle (Longest INTRO thread)

You're just jealous that I have fans. See post above yours.

Oh, and I just got a call back from the corporate rep at my dealership after I placed my complaint on the 800 number Saturday. They're ordering the parts for my TSB. This was after giving me the story that they don't think it will fix my concern, but as a courtesy they're leaving it as an option for me. I said "sign me up" because I think it will fix my concern. An extra leaf spring is bound to handle a heavier load in the bed. Now I await the call that the parts are in and scheduling the upgrade.

 

Fans? are you serious? one guy said your ok. I litterally have dozens of Alliance members at my disposal. You may have a single fan but i have dozens of minions. Granted they probably wont take orders from me and are probably too drunk to do anything anyway but still..... you're just jealous of me.

As far as your truck.... you told them the back end bottoms out and you wanted an extra spring and they told you they didnt think that owuld help? what kind of retarded answer is that? by that logic you could take leafs off and it wouldnt affect your bed capacity.

 

Yeah. yeah. Keep trying to convince yourself. I could whip together the citizens of <hat off>The Great State of Texas</hat off> to defend against you and your minions (by the way carolina boys, how do you like being called minions by your leader?) if there were ever a need. But since your threats are weak...

I was more polite on the phone, but I was thinking the same thing. I suspect it was a very literal reading of the "harsh ride" section of the TSB. I suppose I should have explained it that way when I first complained just to avoid this nonsense. But the end result is that I'll be getting the TSB, so I'm happy.

 

Ok maybe the word "minions" is a little degrading or harsh. whats a good word for "a group of drunken mindless drones that will do whatever their master commands of them and also worship their leader like a demi-god, and also all drive Tacomas?" Is there a good word for that besides minions? Because thats the Alliance members are in a nutshell. I am the all powerfull Founder of the Carolina Alliance!!! I am *un-stopable*!!! mwuahahahaha

*Note* by "un-stopable" i mean that is unless tcBob bans me, the Alliance gets mad at this post and disbands, or i am removed from power by the Carolina Alliance *Tribunal* (all of which are likely to happen now that i am drunk with power)

*Note #2* I still dont know what a Tribunal is or whether or not the Alliance has one. Jhodge! i told you to look that up for me, now you've made me look like a fool!!! Somebody get me a F#*%ing Tribunal!!!!

 

Carolina boys, would you rather be minions or drones?
This is sounding mighty bad. I don't care how drunk somebody is, they don't like being called those things.

Yeah, jhodge, he doesn't need any help looking like a fool. He manages just fine on his own.

 

yeah well when your as charasmatic and self concieted as me you can call anybody anything. you just might have to look for new friends afterwards...

Besides, after we conquer texas and canada you guys will be the minions and the Carolina boys will be moved up to "middle management" positions

I'm still gonna blame jhodge. after all, he is the one that reffered to me as ndouche so this is the onlly form of punishment i can come up with until we get the tribunal thing going

 

hey couch.........i think "upper management" sounds alot better bro!! usually....i march to beat of my own drum, but minion is a funny word when your drunk, so i dont really care what "we"(alliance members) are called, but i think, more than likely.....drunk man and hey you are kinda acceptable!!

and for sawdust......hope your tsb work turns out good man!! i had mine redone today(from where they put on the wrong springs friday), and the ride is the way a truck should be!! also,to me, it soaks up potholes and such much better than it did with the old springs!!

 

Never thought about it before, but now that I hear "upper management" in the context of the ca, for some reason it sounds more like a drug dealer.

I read about the problems having to get them redone. When they call to tell me the parts are in, I'll be asking them to read off the part numbers. I'll be looking forward to more of a truck feel.

 

Ok fine, you can be upper management. And i'll TRY not to call you minions, i'll try to stick with "hey you'' or "hey ya buncha drunk idiots!"

 

hahaha......works for me!!

 

whew! that was a close one. I almost lost all my minions by calling them all a bunch of minions

 

You aren't out of the woods yet. I'm still going to do my best to cause internal strife within the alliance. Your own words are such a big help, so keep talking motormouth.

 

no

 

You really can't help yourself, can you?

 

yes

 

I just scheduled my suspension TSB for tomorrow!

 

Oh how cute, you're gonna get a little lift in the back. Well after i get my 5100's on tuesday i'll be able to run all over your cute little truck!

 

Get some rest. That's not even up to your normal low.

Oh, and Page 16!

 

I know, i've been off lately. my hostility level is unusually low. I'll go drink some tequila and come back....

 

We've already established that you aren't man enough to handle tequila.