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BECAUSE 2012!

 

Still

 

still because 2012!

 

he was just keeeeding

 

still

 

2012. That is why! That is what makes the blade holy!

 

SO much anger .

 

GOt a joke for you guys ... which is from Yahoo

You know why Barbie never gets pregnant?





BECAUSE Ken comes in a different box!

 

I chuckled...
lol

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

tell us?

 

I was hoping I could direct this to Jonny but you asked Ryan so....



All fun & games.

 

My downward spiral into debit continues. Just ordered up some OME 885x springs from Toytec. 10% off sale and no taxes. But they get you in the shipping.

 

Kind of a long story, but I'll attempt the cliff notes version...

A guy friend asked me to go pick up his girlfriend for him cuz her parents hate him and have a restraining order and he can't be around the house. I said sure. I don't know this girl or any of the history. I pulled up at her house. Saw her mom beating the hell out of her in the driveway. She is 20yo by the way and has every legal right to leave the house.

I decided to stay on the truck cuz its not my business, and her dad was there too. Her mom looked like 1 tough biatch so I opted to play it safe. Daughter comes running and jumps in passenger seat and yells go! This is right after her mom chucked a brick at her head and was going psycho status.

I tried driving away but the mom opened the passenger door and starting hitting the daughter again. I got out to help and was confronted by the mom at my driver door. The yelled she wants her daughter back.

I blew up on her and told her basically her daughter is an adult, she is committing a federal crime (kidnapping) and needs to back up or I'll have her arrested. She wasn't so scared as I hoped, and grabbed a lanyard around my neck. Now she had full control over my body. She started hitting me (softly) but I couldn't get away. I punched her bitch ass in the face, then threw her on the ground.

Was about to jump in the truck and leave when I turned around.... apparently the dad saw the whole thing. He wasn't happy i I just fucked up his wife, so he took 2 cheap shots and got me right in my mouth... twice and pretty hard.

Knowing I can't fight cuz my shoulder surgery, I opted to try and calm them down instead of fight 2 on 1 and probably get my ass handed to me. Somehow during all this, the mom got in my truck and stole my keys (broke my $150 viper remote into small pieces). The daughter ran away. I told them I want nothing to do with this and wanted my keys back to leave. She refused. Both parties called 911. Police rolled 3 deep. Got my keys back and said I can leave.

I asked about the property damage and he said I would have to press charges, and since they have a different story, that they would press charges too and we would all go to jail last night. It would be sorted out in court. I said fuck that and left while I could. Figured a busted lip will heal and a couple hundred to fix the truck rather than use for bail :banghead:

Passenger door got damaged when the mom and daughter were fighting by the door while it was open. Hinge and some internal parts are bent/broke. Won't close right and window won't go down.

I had pepper spray (police grade not the cheaply little pink key chain ones lol) but opted not to use it, just in case I missed that would only piss them off more. Plus I didn't want to get myself in the process since we were so close. I didn't bring the taser last night... not sure why. I fucked that one up. Would have been an amazing night watching her flop around like a fish while I taze the crap out of her and her husband. Oh well lesson learned.

The red line left of the nasty purple part is actually a slit where my tooth went through my upper lip. Might need a liquid stitch. Just hard to talk since mouth is all puffy, but could have been worse.

 

WTF that sounds like Massive train.

 

HOLY SHIT!

 

Awww...

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3rjswc/

 

tell your friend to fix your shit

 

yea no kinding