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A girl w/ big tits...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Larry, Nov 26, 2012.

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  1. Nov 26, 2012 at 8:33 PM
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    Larry

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    My be an oldie...but still a goodie...


    When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

    When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits :D
     
    Larry, Nov 26, 2012
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  2. Nov 26, 2012 at 8:36 PM
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  3. Nov 26, 2012 at 8:37 PM
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    Just find a bi polar girl with big tits. All in one
     
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  4. Nov 26, 2012 at 8:40 PM
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    KodiakToyTRD, Nov 26, 2012
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  5. Nov 26, 2012 at 8:44 PM
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    I 2nd Kodiak!!!!
     
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  6. Nov 26, 2012 at 8:47 PM
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    It seems like you were pretty wise when you were 13?:cool::cool:
     
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  7. Nov 27, 2012 at 12:05 PM
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  8. Nov 27, 2012 at 12:19 PM
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  9. Nov 27, 2012 at 12:23 PM
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  12. Nov 27, 2012 at 12:26 PM
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  13. Nov 27, 2012 at 12:34 PM
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    FIXT :D
     
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  14. Nov 27, 2012 at 12:35 PM
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    Its not about the actual exit, its about whats around it. What you can see, and touch, especially in tight jeans.
     
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  15. Nov 27, 2012 at 12:36 PM
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    Thank you Captain Obvious
     
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  17. Nov 27, 2012 at 12:38 PM
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    Someone said pooper, then someone said turd cutter, I was just making sure we weren't talking about anal escapades here!!!
     
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    i can agree.. But is EE too big what gf has why i asked.
     
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