What's your OCD?

So we've all got our little quirks or something that we do just cuz. Just curious what yours is.

And this is more just clownin'. If you have a serious problem with some OCD then I mean no offense.

One of mine is having a bathroom cabinet stocked full of new toothbrushes. Almost every time I go the store I look to see if some are on sale. I currently have 29 brand spankin new toothbrushes in my cabinet.

Yeah yeah yeah, I've already heard it all from my lady. Could be worse.

 

do you use a new tooth brush every time you brush?

 

For me things have to be uniform.

If I crack the window in my truck, they all have to be down the same distance. Same with all of the windows in my house including the blinds.

 

Keeping the inside of my truck windows spotless, as well as the rest of the interior.

 

i cannot stand people who chew with their mouths open or crack their gum. the other thing i cannot stand is people who switch lanes/turn without their turn signal. annoys the piss outa me. not so much ocd more just ahbit is setting my wallt,phone,pocket knives, and watch down in certain areas. my gf always moves them on me and get mad cuz i cant find them.


theres my ocd problems.

 

i wipe with one piece of toilet paper regardless of the mess that is left....

 

My wallet has to organized with each card in its own slot and my cash from the big bills in back to small ones up front.

 

I have to slap my girlfriends ass everytime she bends over.

 

Same here, windows have to be the same. For me, if I'm not using the ac or heat, control knobs have to be pointing in the same direction. Volume on the stero has to be on an even number or five. For some reason I have to have all matching things. Like furniture, appliances, even my coat hangers have to be the same color. I guess its from living with slob-ass roommates for the past six years. Finally getting rid of roommates, I wont have to say- see, this is why we dont have nice things. lol.

 

When I wake up, before I eat or drink (anything other then water) I have to drink some water first. As far as OCD for my truck...If it's a hot day I always always always open my windows before I start my truck.

 

No. I use them for a month or two.

Not sure if you're serious or not but I had a buddy like this in (and after) high school. He smelled of shit sometimes. He had a girlfriend and used to talk about how good she was at BJs. Poor chick. Or maybe she dug the blumpkin scene.

I have that same problem. Tell her I'm sorry. OH SNAP. Just joking man. Does she dig it?

 

Absolutely hates it. It's gotta hurt. I rear up and get a good whip noise out of it. I then usually proceed to dry hump her into the nearest object.

 

But in all seriousness. From when i was 12-18, i would always grind my teeth in a certain pattern and if i fucked it up, i would have to start over. I also had to always spell things in my head. I'm a really good speller!

 

x2!!!

 

This made me chuckle out loud man. Thanks.

I heard that cops might ask you to recite the alphabet backwards if they suspect you of being drunk. I started thinking shit man I can't even do that sober. I found myself going over it in my head before I went to sleep. Got annoying. I don't do it anymore but I can say the alphabet just as good backwards as I can forwards. BRING IT!

 

I'll just say the alphabet backwards. He'll be impressed and let me be on my way I'm sure.

 

damn.....same here.