No-biru

Maybe the Mayans just ran out of stone that day Pete

 

That's my theory.

"Hey Javier, I can only run this calendar out to 2012!"
"Jose you fuckhead, I told you not to start it 3000 years ago!"
"I wanted to record history"
"Know what? Fuckit. You still ran it out to way longer than those assholes in the temple will be around, who gives a shit if this thing only goes out another 1700 years?"

"Okay man... I'll just write in some apocryphal thing right here"

 

Javier? Jose?


Ok, nevermind the Mayans predate the Spanish and Portuguese but I get the joke Rich

 

Bushmill's single malt buzz going. Couldn't think of any legit Mayan names.

 

Gotchya, mmmmm Bushmills, I miss Bushmills

 

Rich, you nailed it! Check out these ancient writings:

 

It's still out there

 

Rodney Gomes

 

How about these?
Male Names

Ah Cacao - Ruler of Tikal (1)
Butz Chan - Ruler of Copan (1)
Chaan-muan - Ruler of Bonampak in the 8th century A.D. (2)
Chan Bahlum - "Snake Jaguar" - son of Pacal, ruled 683 to 702 A.D. (1)
Cocom - A late Mayapan ruler (1)
Cu Ix - Ruler of Copan (1)
Kan-Bahlum-Mo - Father of Pacal (2)
Kan Boar - Ruler of Tikal (1)
Pacal - "Shield" - Ruler of Palenque who ruled for 68 years, from 615 to 683 A.D. and who was buried in an underground tomb.(1, 2)
Pacal Balam(?) - "Shield Jaguar" - Ruler of Yaxchilan(1)
Tutul Xiu - A rival Mayapan leader (1)
Yax Kuk Mo - Ruler of Copan (1)
Yax Pac - "Sun at Horizon" or "Rising Sun" or "First Dawn" - Ruler of Copan c. 763 A.D. (1)
Yaxun Balam - "Bird Jaguar" - Ruler of Yaxchilan (1)
18 Rabbit - Ruler of Copan (1)
Animal Skull - 22nd ruler of Tikal, ruled c. 562 A.D. when Caracol defeated Tikal (1)
Cauac Sky - Ruler of Quirigua who captured and sacrificed 18 Rabbit of mighty Copan (1)
Curl Nose - Father of Stormy Sky of Tikal (1)
Double Bird - 21st ruler of Tikal, ruled from 537 to 562 A.D. (1)
Flint Sky - Ruler of Dos Pilas c. 645 A.D. (1)
Jaguar Paw - 9th ruler of Tikal (1)
Jaguar-Paw Jaguar - Ruler of Site Q (possibly Calakmul) around 686 A.D. (1)
Jaguar-Paw Skull - 14th ruler of Tikal c.500 A.D. (1)
Jeweled Skull - (1)
Mat Head - Ruler of Copan (1)
Moon Jaguar - Ruler of Copan (1)
Moon Zero Bird - Ruler of Tikal (1)
Smoke Jaguar - Ruler of Copan from 628 to 695 A.D. (1)
Smoke Monkey - Ruler of Copan (1)
Smoke Skull - Ruler of Copan (1)
Smoking Frog - Tikal general who was originally from Teotihuacan or a Teotihuacan-influenced site, such as Kaminaljuyu (1)
Smoking Squirrel - Ruler of Naranjo (1)
Spearthrower Owl - Father of Curl Nose, possibly from a Teotihuacan-influenced site (1)
Stormy Sky - Ruler of Tikal from 426 to 457 A.D. (1)
Waterlily Jaguar - Ruler of Copan (1)

 

Seems legit

 

Lol @ Smoke Monkey