American BS thread

Now in know your call

Whenever I need dick, buttfuckage will be heard

 

Someone should sig that

 

Hey are you picking me up from the airport or do I have to steal a car??

 

Oh, you haven't been to Hawaii before, have you.

Because they are islands, you can just take a car, because they know you can't leave the island with it. Just pick one you like. There are usually a few all warmed up at the curb.

A very hospitable place, Hawaii is.

 

Maybe you guys should rent a car to get around in the off chance I pretend to have friends

 

Or are you coordinating with the ray of gay?

 

Dude, I had some fun. Good times, good times.


Screw BIT. my old truck had a bent rusted frame and sat at the dealership for like 7 months to have them say toyota cant do anything tsince its not covered under recall. My rear cab wall was cracked from the bottom and went upwards to under the rear window.
I need to get my airbag light off, but im not gonna have my mats changed and pedal cut. I dont want to go to any of the dealers on this island.

You should wrench your own. Or lets go rambo today. lol

 

Dont take a car unless you plan to cut it into pieces and dump it into the ocean. Take a car and you will be found.

 

I figured it was something like that, does the airport work the same way? I'd love to just take one of their helicoptors for the week.

lol Yea I'm co-ordinating with gaymond. I'm landing 3:30 sunday and gonna head to the house to meet up then FOOOD.

GOD DAMN IM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

 

My truck was actually free, took my pick off the lot. They even gave me a free coconut

 

My multi quote isnt working on my phone...
So
Bt- are you guys staying in the same condo place?

Kala-
Shit, im actually on my way down to maks to pick up my bro and his gf from camping down there haha

Hope my diff doesnt explode. Still gotta take brokentusk and ghost down there when they get here

 

There are a lot of free helicopters at the airport, too. A little trick to fly initially, but you'll get the hang of it. Mind the updrafts over the lava pools. You just have to leave a picture ID in the bathroom first.

 

Yessum, same condo place till the 7th, then me n the gf are gonna go do couple stuff till we leave on zee 10th.

 

i'll just throw it here. Jan 1st we plan to go around Mauna Kea on a road that's a designated OHV/hunting area. It's about 40 miles and has good scenery. Rent yourself a jeep, pull the diff covers, weld then lets have some fun.

(pics related)

 

And these cheap ass fucking tour groups want me to pay 240 PER PERSON just to RIDE in their coptor??

Dafuq?!?!

 

oh nah? should go down tonight....heard was gonna be a good one.

i'll tow you out for an order of hayashis...lmao.

 

I have a feeling I would really really want to fucking do that, where do I rent a rig?

 

Sweet, our plan is coming to fruition


Shit kala, you guys gotta plan shit whenever im busy haha

New years day...im making my own fireworks

 

Boo fucking ya baby! 12 days in hawaii!!

Deadmouse is in Calgary tonight.. might go see that.

 

You need to take Marcel and Gay snorkeling at Honaunau.