Teach me how to mall crawl yall

Do you get points for sitting in your Tacoma at the mall while reading this thread waiting on my wife she's in the shoe store.

 

I saw this F250 earlier when I went shopping. I know theres no curb but how would you rate him?

 

-50 for ford
-50 for no curb
-50 for taking up two spots while not MC

 

But it's prerunner with locker, which i used to climb the curb and spacer lift

+5

 

I think you can get extra points if you add 4x4 mud flaps to a prerunner.

 

lol. at least our trucks are about the same color.(just different shades of silver)

 

Moron.

If he had taken 4 spaces... asshole

 

i can beat that. lady driving her hubbies truck. she taking up 4 spots.

 

Bitch

 

yeah i know.

 

My friends dad got a new ram 2500, an we drove it to the store and took up 4 spots. We douched it up lol! It was a low level douche mall crawl tho cuz te truck is stock.

 

I'll play.



Unfortunately it's a poor picture, but next time we get our gear together and head out I'll be sure to get a little bit better of a picture of some serious flexin going on.

 

and right in front of Hot topic or the shittiest in your mall which in most cases is hot topic. prop left wheel on ramp, leans on truck with askew flat bill hat and head tilts at everyone that walks by mall crwl level 5 with +10 douche points

 

Not sure if been asked, how many points would it be if you winched yourself onto a mall curb? I was thinking of ordering a cheapy that attaches via my hitch, and pull myself backwards onto said curb. I may also install Aux lights in rear, and may attempt during dusk, for added fear factor for myself. I like a challenge.

 

I would give you points for being so foolhardy as to winch during a time frame with limited light.

But I think the winch might balance you back out if you actually connected it to a power source, and didn't coat it in chrome first - rendering it completely useless.

 

Oh, come on. You guys have to give some credit for the stick-on chrome rocker panel covers, oversized mirrors, and fancy 4x4 lettering. It's a decent, if as yet modest, effort.

 

I know that I am not on the curb but I was concerned about my tire shine. If you look close you will be able to see a brush axe in the bed. That should earn a point. Let me know how I did.