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American BS thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by misc, Sep 22, 2011.

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  1. Jan 1, 2013 at 8:50 PM
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    bethes

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    Lead foot, it's genetic and untreatable. :D

    The lights... well they worked fine that morning when I did my lights check, and my brake and turn signals worked but not the running lights. I ha no idea they were out. Thanks to u-haul for their crappy wiring.
     
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  2. Jan 1, 2013 at 8:56 PM
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    Mine was until I got a ticket
     
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  3. Jan 1, 2013 at 9:02 PM
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    It helps that you're a chick too:rolleyes:
     
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  4. Jan 1, 2013 at 9:39 PM
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    JimBeam

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    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    with no word...we have to assume one of these things has happened
     
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  5. Jan 1, 2013 at 9:45 PM
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    Oh I'm sure they're havin fun alright.....

    Hey tigger, how would sex with a farm animal be charged as?
     
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  6. Jan 1, 2013 at 10:04 PM
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    bethes

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    Maybe. I've gotten tickets too. Doesn't seem to matter how helpful you are or if you're a chick when you're going 23 over. Learned an expensive lesson there. Ahhh, the teenage years, I don't miss them.
     
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  7. Jan 1, 2013 at 11:03 PM
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    Bestiality.
     
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  8. Jan 1, 2013 at 11:04 PM
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    lol, well they either be doin dat or doin terrible things to/with pinapples
     
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  9. Jan 1, 2013 at 11:08 PM
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    I thought pineapple juice was already sticky enough without the added gravy.
     
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  10. Jan 1, 2013 at 11:12 PM
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    OZ-T I hate my neighbour

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    They're swapping poi with Ray
     
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  11. Jan 1, 2013 at 11:15 PM
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    Those are horrible visuals:cool:
     
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  12. Jan 2, 2013 at 2:16 AM
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    Turning on cab lights doesnt work if they recognize your name/face then pull you out of the truck and handcuff you...just saying. some are lucky, some arent.
     
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  13. Jan 2, 2013 at 2:28 AM
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    ^^^^ this, except in the back of most cars, then i feel like i'm 8'8''.
     
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  14. Jan 2, 2013 at 10:02 AM
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    If you have enough encounters with the police that they recognize you and immediately handcuff you, I think you're beyond the scope of luck. That's into the realm of "your own fault."
     
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  15. Jan 3, 2013 at 9:47 AM
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  16. Jan 3, 2013 at 10:12 AM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    just got out of jail.

    Kidnapped a bunch of midget wrestlers to train marcel in the ways of the Lua martial arts. Found out one was an undercover cop; where they found a latino midget cop, I don't know.

    Ray was really drunk and throwing up as the cops pulled up; they thought his projectile vomit was a deadly weapon so they tased him as we got hit with bean bag grenades.

    Woke up in the county jail surrounded by the same midget wrestlers we kidnapped; apparently stockholm syndrome kicked in and they attacked the cops and charged them in what will be known as the most hilarious riot in the history of mankind.
     
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  17. Jan 3, 2013 at 10:47 AM
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    Sad thing is, I kinda believe you
     
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  18. Jan 3, 2013 at 10:51 AM
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    Luau martial arts? Do you put your opponent to sleep by serving him a large meal and then performing a sensuous, relaxing dance?

    The amount of money I would pay for a video of a drunk Gaymond being tased. You have no idea. We'd have to get Steven Hawking involved just to explain the amount.
     
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    OZ-T I hate my neighbour

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    TLDR
     
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    DCLB
     
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