The stupid things you've done in highschool.

All over Christmas break... Haha

 

Shit, this is not a good thread. I'm sure it is the same stories as everyone else, and can be summed up by saying everything.

I'll think of something specific and get back to the thread.

 

Went to a gay bar?

 

I took out my moms brand new Acura Legend with out asking, did a couple of 130 mph runs on this long straight away, then dropped everyone off at home. On the way back to my house a buddy pulled up in a jeep wrangler when I was at a stop light.

He yelled at me "Wanna race" I ignored him as he took off through the red light, he must have been a 1/4 mile away when the light turned green, I didnt intend on racing him, but my foot had different plans, by the time I passed him I was doing about 120, i hit a hump in the road that had a bit of sand on it.

Next thing you know, I am side ways, car starts to roll, hit a guard rail, endo'ed into a telephone pole and slide down the road on the roof spinning for about 200'.

All in all, I rolled 6 times, endo'ed twice, took out 50' of guard rail, knocked the center of the of the telephone pole out about 3' from the ground and about 3' from the wires, and spun for 200' on the hood and roof. Cops estimated I was doing about 130 mph when it happened.

I walked out of the wreck, but the car was obviously totaled. My biggest derp in HS.

 

WHAAA ??!! You did ?? man that WAS a stupid thing to do... !!

not that theres anything wrong with that....

 

Follow up:

My parents had to drive by the wreck on the way to the hospital, luckily it was back wheels down by the time they got there.

 

I made my own doctors excuse notes to cover my class cutting.

 

hydroplaned in a mustang GT going 75 mph

hit a gravel road at 90 mph in a celica, almost wrecking

wrecked once

we used to get giant blocks of ice and sneak onto golf courses, and slide down hills on the ice...technically got arrested for that

our senior prank was using 3 miles of yarn to spiderweb half the school and the main courtyard. it was glorious

 

Haha party bus, me and my buddy are gettin lap dances lol

 

All the gay dudes bring their hot straight "girl friends", ask me how I know

 

Once when the teacher left class I went too his attendence book and marked myself present for everyday I'd ever missed.

Me and some friends once took all the tiles out of the ceiling and stacked them in the corner of the class room.

During choir we had too try on choir shirts too see which ones fit. I soaked all of them with water so that the rest of the class had too try on wet shirts.

I think I've told this one before on this site. At the school I went too we always put a bible verse on the grad sweaters. We got too vote for which verse would go on the sweaters. Me and a friend stole all the ballets and made them vote for a verse about the devil. That one won.

I spent all of highschool doing stupid stuff like that.

 

One of my more favorite things we used to do in HS was calling our friends classrooms from our teachers phones when they left the room and pretended to be the office and telling them one of our friends had to report to the office. Then they would look stupid when they were told no one called them in.

Also our lockers had a built in combination dial but there was still a hole in the handle to open the locker that you could put an external lock on so we used to put locks on random peoples and they would have to have the janitor cut it off wth bolt cutters.

We also accidentally made the school think there was Anthrax in the locker room. But that's a story for another day.

 

Speaking of lockers. We once took all the unlocked locks and locked them in a huge chain. We had about 20 or so. So everyone with a missing lock had too try their combination on all the locks.

 

I was pretty bad. I used to steal the fire extinguishers in the bathrooms and wait till all the stalls were filled and blast them from the bottom of the stall door, used to play hooky during lunch and got chased by school security a few times and lit of some fireworks durring lunch. Never got in any real trouble.

 

You got lap dances on a gay party bus?

 

I'm the dude flexing haha clear pic of us gettin em lol

 

This was our senior prank, not really stupid but ehh.

A few of us pooled our money and bought the body of a Ford Ranger. welded it together, cut a big hole in the floor and gently placed it on the rock out front of the school. The thing on top is the old Drivers Ed sign that mounts to the roof of a car. Still have it.

 

We're just f-ing with you. I figured that's what it was based on the window, and I did see the booty up on you two (still not clear of what kind of booty, kidding).

 

Not stupid, WIN!

 

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