American BS thread

Youre truly canadian

 

That she does, she makes a lot of strange noises that one.

I always thought he was lying

 

I agree.

Me: Sorry Hoser eh.

Howdy fellow Leo.

 

WTF is Short Moose Sausage supposed to mean!??!

 

Burn

 

Hahahahaha

 

^ He lol'd.

 

That was amazing

 

And I thought mine was bad. You've got a wee wallaby winky.

 

(Sing to the tune of Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport )

Bestiality’s Best

Chorus
Beastiality’s best, boys, beastiality’s best…
(Fuck a wallaby!)
Beastiality’s best, boys, beastiality’s best!


Shove your log in a dog, boys,
Shove your log in a dog…
(Fuck a wallaby!)
[You’ve gotta] shove your log in a dog, boys,
Shove your log in a dog…
All together now!

• Up the rear of a deer…
• Intercourse with a horse…
• Have a fuck with a duck…
• Chuck your sperm in a worm…
• Lick the twat of a cat…
• Do an illegal with an eagle…
• Up the hole of a mole…
• Give some cock to a croc…
• Shoot your load in a toad…
• Have a rape with an ape…
• Get in deep with a sheep…
• Have a frig with a pig…
• Up the thigh of a fly…
• Give your gerbil some verbal…
• Fool with the tool of a mule…
• In the esophagus of an octapus…
• Make it twirl in a squirrel…
• Down the throat of a goat…
• Shove your willy up a filly…
• Stick you rod up a cod…
• Up the spout of a trout…
• Do it funky with a monkey…
• Put your noodle to a poodle…
• Make love with a dove…
• Be very pleasant to a pheasant…
• Sixty-nine with a swine…
• Cunnilingo with a dingo…
• Up the tail of a whale…
• Up the ass of a bass…
• Wear out a bug on the rug…
• Mate a ‘gator then fellate her…
• Up the box of a fox…
• Have a shag with a stag…
• Nibble the twat of a rat…
• In the dark with a shark…
• Ejaculate in a skate…
• Part the hare of a mare…
• Have a screw with a shrew…
• On top of the easel with a weasel…
• Lick the clit of a nit…
• Drink the pee of a bee…
• Give a half to a giraffe…
• Give a lickin’ to a chicken…
• Go a rounder with a flounder…
• Make it wonky with a donkey…
• In the sack with yak….
• Get a suck from a duck…
• Get under the tail of a snail…
• Up the fanny of a nanny…
• Get it out for a trout…
• Up the hole of a sole…
• On the lawn with a prawn…
• Be a queer with a deer…
• Have a shaggin’ with a dragon…
• Up the anus of a platypus…
• Get the pox off a fox…
• Any which way with a jay…
• Have a hug with a bug…
• Make some porn with a unicorn…
• Put it through a gnu…
• Have a goose with a moose…
• Up the **** of a runt…
• Get frisky with a pixie…
• In the Bahamas with some llamas…
• Up the flue of a shrew…
• Have a filler with a gorilla…
• In the lake with a drake…
• Get your release in a fleece…
• Put it in the mid of a squid…
• Make it course with a horse…
• Help old Watson with a dachshund…
• Soixante-neuf with a smurf…
• Put it in the mouth of a sloth…
• Get your oats with some stoats…
• In the lake with a drake…
• A dirty weekend in Wirral with a squirrel…
• In the lug of a slug…
• Have a squirm with a worm…
• Have a cracker with a quacker…
• Go and defile a crocodile…
• In a bag with a stag…
• Have a lark with an aardvark…
• In a heap with a sheep…
• Have a deer from the rear…
• Go the whole way with a moray…
• Have a toss with a hoss…
• Put your thang in an orangoutang…
• In the ear of a deer…
• Make it limp in a chimp…
• Beat you wick with a stick…
• Up the toot-toot of a coot…
• Be a rotter with an otter…
• Put your cock in a peacock…
• In the bog with a dog…
• Have a chimp with an imp…
• Come from behind with a hind…
• Up the back of a yak…
• On a train with a crane…
• Anyway you can with a pelican…
• On a honeymoon with a raccoon…

Repeat until beer gone or dawn.

 

Why would I limit myself to weekends?

You know Marcel and Serge are totally into it too.

 

Thanks for ruining Rolf Harris for me

 

Don't mention it.

Share your childhood treasures with me.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdAHbINfpWo

 

That hurt

Guess she does you like that a lot?

 

Shut up brat

 

of course I meant that in the nicest possible way jas

 

but you're still a brat

 

playing with photoshop CS2. it's weird, through my computer science class we played with CS6.. still fun though