Texas BS Thread

Georgia

 

I just spent a month in Arizona. You might want to look up Sedona before you say it's just dust..

 

It's got some pretty dust. New Mexico's stretch of the Rockies is nice too.

 

What's up Derp you graduate yet?

 

At least it doesn't smell like shit..


*cough Downtown Houston *cough*

 

Still working towards my degree, how's it going on your side?

 

Be done in May with my BBA and a couple minors

 

Awesome

 

I guess I've been missing out on all the drama.

 

Yeah...drama.

 

You've been missing the fun Derek.

I'll fill you in real quick

Singlecabguy, or "derp" as we know him, first started in this thread and didn't seem too bad. He then proceeded to tell us about his love of skating and rap country music. We give him some shit and we move one. Then derp is seen in pictures tearing up the protected dunes at SPI. We inform him of his poor decisions. He then gets banned from TOR. Derp then wants to change his super awesome mud truck into an expedition style truck. He then starts to order everything to get a mid travel set up going. Period of time goes by, then im guessing he went to some ricer car meets and thought it was super cool. He was no longer the cool kid in the group so he had to drop his 4x4 truck to fit in with the other cool kids. We give shit to derp, derp gets butt hurt and Zech is banned. Derp comes back every once in a while and we entertain ourselves with his derpness

 

In other news I finally signed up for college classes

Starting to work towards an associates degree in welding

 

Hey douchebag; if you can't tell what that little Eagle, Globe, and Anchor is a symbol of below my name then shut your cum dumpster. I wasn't in the Army. I swear I could double your intelligence by making you eat dirt.

Second; if you are lowering you are lowering your truck for "financial reasons" then I understand that. Except when I have "financial situations" I stop spending money. You are not going to save any money by spending it in a different direction. Think about it.

Third; the problem with you and those dunes pictures are because after you were told to stop posting them in one thread you posted them in a different thread. What part of "don't post those" didn't you understand? Even if it isn't an illegal activity I know the mods told you to stop posting them and you did it again.

 

Yeah, downtown is gross. Please don't remind me where I live. Glad I don't actually live in Houston.

Zech made me feel like shit when I was a new member. Something about his mom.

 

That was hilarious! You made a comment about having sexual relations with my Mom and I told you she was dead.

 

It made me feel like a bag of crap. It was hilarious

 

Well, did you learn something? I bet you thought twice before you told someone you do not know that you had sexual relations with their mom. Also don't forget you were saying you had sexual relations with my Mom. I responded to what you said so you are not a victim.

 

Whoa guys, I'm not at all sure what happened here. Oh yeah I due. Singlecab, lowered truck guy, decided he would come in and try to puff his chest out again. Knowing he has no friends.

 

I completely deserved it.