Colorado B.S. Thread

Sorry bro, I had to.

 

He beat me to it. Chocolate in ANY quantity can be dangerous. The dark chocolates tend to be more dangerous but NO chocolate should EVER be allowed to be eaten by any dog. Treat it like poison because it basically is. A related piece of trivia is that it can also be fatal to humans but takes a much higher quantity. The smaller your dog the more dangerous it can be. I lost an entire night sleep crunching the numbers when our little girl (14lbs) got some dark chocolates and it was close but she was just barely under the threshold for it being dangerous. She didn't get too much and I was really amazed at how little it can actually take. As a rule of thumb keep ALL chocolate in an upper cabinet somewhere were they can't get to it to avoid issues.

 

My lab will jump at the oppertunity to eat anything. not just chocolate. I have seen many dogs eat it and be just fine. Don't buy a sissy ass toy dog. jk ost. Like I said mine have ate it and none have had a problem. When I was training dogs I asked the guy I trained under and he stated to me that only pure cooking chocolate would be a problem because that's when my pit bull was eating it at moms. My lab will eat a rock so I'm not to worried about him getting into chocolate.

 

what r u lookin for another?

 

Rocks can be safer than chocolate. Most dogs will just pass rocks as long as they are small enough. Do the research and you will see that even 8oz of milk chocolate can be dangerous to a 44lb (average) dog. That's not much. If your dog is 50lbs you're talking just over a pound of MILK chocolate and slightly over 8oz of dark chocolate. The darker the chocolate the higher the danger. It takes less than an ounce of bakers chocolate to create symptoms in a 44lb dog. Basically, having gone through it, I cringe at the thought that ANYONE would blow off the thought of their dog getting chocolate as no big deal. Your dog and get VERY sick and even die quite easily from something as simple as chocolate. It should also be noted that until your dog reaches a toxic level they will display ZERO symptoms. The line between toxic level and able to metabolize is VERY slim. Not worth the risk.

Grapes & raisins are also a bad deal for dogs FYI.

 

My lab has prolly eatin 80% of that list he is 80-85 lbs of man meat who does what he wants.

 

His dad is.

 

He must be like the kieth Richards of dogs! That guy has taken way more poison that most other people combined, yet he still lives.

 

Yeah he's happy, wonders, eats, sleeps, wonders, pisses on things, eats. That's about his day.

 

So are fucking none of the Avs games gonna be on TV or what?

 

Damn he up to 85lbs now? Too many sugary foods.

 

It's all in his balls.

 

Yeah I guess pent up semen could weigh a lot. You need to get him a duck to fuck to let all that out.

 

He had a 4ft bear. He demolished it.

 

i need to know this as well! and who will come back and play for us and how much tix are gonna be

 

Welcome to why hockey sucks and why I gave up on it years ago. I love a sport where there are only 16 games in the regular season so they all matter and they're all on Sunday to make it easier to watch every single game. To me basketball, baseball and hockey ALL need to cut their regular season in half... as a start. Make it easier for their fans to follow and make it so that the regular season means something and the games are more important.

 

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Yup, I haven't really watched any hockey since the first strike though.

 

That's exactly when I gave up. Sounds like they lost lots of fans around the same time. You think they would learn but I guess not.