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haha

mainland problems

I can stack 20 of em and drive off like nobody's business

that cuntface hasnt come back yet

 

20 bodies in a box? you gonna need some tie downs for that load. Or you might get a ticket for an unsafe load.

And maybe some charges for murder.

Though, maybe not. I mean, just cause theres 20 bodies in your box, doesn't mean you killed em all.

 

20 bodies x 150 lb each = 1.5 tons. That is too much even for a Hilux.

 

Mexican lowrider.

The engine may not like it, but she'll still chug forward don't you worry.

 

psh you like your women 150lbs?

I'd much rather them closer to 120

that's a weight savings of 1200 pounds!

 

They get even lighter once the corpses have evaporated their water weight and dried out.

 

you suck at math

 

I'm not so sure, remember he is Asian.

 

I dated an Asian once, she was equivalent to a blonde

 

Post-Op or Pre-Op?

 

^^^^ This single sentence makes me think that something might be wrong with me, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

 

There's a difference?

 

Different tire than the last one.

 

buahahahhahahhhahahaahahhahhahahaaahahaahhahahaha

my head is full of polyatomic ions, not numbers
bitches

 

Not when the lights are off.

Are you certain?

 

Probably drew an extra line in his multiplication graph...

 

Was this taken on Jalabad road in Kabul?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=paw_2EJBzFs&feature=fvwp

 

Lol Max (maxamillion2345) has been saying this almost constantly for the last week

 

I date spinners. 110 lbs is heavy. Just sayin. You can fit a whole family of spinners in the bed of a taco and have room for 15, 30 packs and still not drag bumper.