New England B.S. Thread

Mine is USB and iPod..paid under $200 for it.

 

you guys are missing the part about the multiple chicks. one that drives an H2, and will let you take the dirt road home

 

Taking the dirt road home, haha! Nice!

I love being the wheelman..fun to see the shit some people say and do

Not a fan of country as a whole, but I like Toby..

 

Oh shit! Buttsex joke

EDIT: Best 3,000th post ever!

 

haha yea, im not a big drinker so its fine with me. but i wouldnt be in the car playing with myself, i'd be in there!

 

Mike: yea I know but ill go in there and get hammered. I love country and I can't be in there when she's there. Country girls OUCHHHHHHHH. But I go to Toby's in the summer the ladies dress in much much less than now. I trust her tho she's fine. Texting me lol

Alex: it's a nice WAGON. But god dam massive. The nitto mud grapplers are OMG like the entire road is a rumble strip so loud. And yea I use to like the girl that owns the truck b4 meeting mine. I call her "the humma girl" can go a few ways. Hopefully both.

 

They were buzzing pretty good on the way here. Yes just got a text leaving soon

 

I see what you did there

 

just dont take miguelito with you, the amount of girls that would be all over you guys would make your gf jealous....

 

Hahahaha good eye

 

When mine goes out with the girls and asks me to drive it's either:

1) They go local and I'm hanging at home.
2) I drop them off and go somewhere else.

 

but you miss out on all the fun! usually when we go out, all the other husbands/fiances/boyfriends/boy-toys go with all the wifes friends. so its fun for me too.

 

Yea me too but I'm not local. But I went to five guys fries and pigged out then got ice cream. So full

 

i went there for dinner too! so good, i think i can literally feel the fat building up though after eating there, fukc. kind of ruins 4 gym days per week, and a no carbs, ever diet. but we all need a cheat day once in a while

 

This pretty much sums up how i feel about five guys

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vApUC95wiAY

 

My wife's BFF about 4 years ago called us and asked "what are you both doing for the (Patriots) game tomorrow?" so we made plans to go out the 3 of us. My friends call the next day and I tell them I'm busy. Last minute, the wife decides to make it 'just the girls" and says I wasn't invited anyways. I get my "me" time and don't mind her having hers but don't ditch me last second, WTF.

 

x2 on that

 

yea dude huge wtf. me and my fiance do pretty much everything together.


if it makes you feel better, i have to work for the game tomorrow...

 

Ill be there freezing my balls off. It's cool watching the parking lot and road way people set up cones and close off certain lots. So many friggen new and old wranglers down here