Grasping our "Sensitive" sides....

I rolled over last night and actually tried to intentionally have an "emotional, sensitive" discussion with my wife. As my friends call it "putting your panties on". So I snuggled up to her and asked "tell me about the time when you first came to realize you loved me".......silence. She said she didn't remember, It must have been over time.

You know, men do try. We can do this. But we need a F***KING AUDIENCE!!!!

 

yeah, I certainly feel like one now. No more panty wearing around here. It's back to the manly man show and factual, short responses to everything.

 

bwahahahahahahahah!!!!!

 

yeah I trie dthis crap for crap 2 weeks, and I said her loves doesnt compare to mine for her? She said " what? grow some balls!" I said " WTF, you said you wanted someone who listened and cared about you,etc." No more of that stuff.

 

Man cards. All of you, turn them in.

 

My wife says that women always say they want that cuddly sensitive crap BUT what they really want is a guy who is a REAL MAN. When we were dating she would always complain if I yelled at some jackass or moron BUT she married me cuz she knew I would protect her. Forget all that Sigmund Fraud crap, grap her by the hair and carry her back to the cave!!!

 

Its okay to get a little sensitive every now and then. Mostly when you are on vacation, that way you will get some for sure at a different place other then your same boring ass bed at home!!! F---, hope she don't read this!!

 

This is a very, very good intellectual argument. Seriously, it is. She just wants a hunter with lots of healthy sperm and enough money to live comfortably. Gotcha. She gets the leather tonight.....Whip me with your lederhosen monkey boy!