Can't get this sticker off

So you all know, I had an incredible raging battle with spiders not too long ago. They had swarmed my house. For weeks, I would kill a couple, and then try to ignore them. This seemed to go fine, but they began to build up forces at my front entrance. being as my entrance is about 12' high, I let this slide for some time. One day, one of these fuckers decided to repel down, and go "One on One" with me. Now.....I was scared, I wont lie.....but I was victorious. It was close. Thus I began a full frontal attack on their strong hold of my residance. Of course, I used only the most potent commercial spider killer I could get my hands on. They kept comming. I then changed up with some ant killer, roach killer, etc., to try and throw their stratagy off a bit, and to prevent them from building a tollerance, or imunity from the chemicals I was using. This had very little affect. One spider tried to jump me when I was trimming my lawn. I attacked it with my weed eater. It was messy, but it lost. After that, one came running out at my, shook its fist, then ran away. Panicked, as I was fearing this was a sign of further attack, but with reinforcements, I dropped back inside, and tried to plan for the oncomming assault. Things were quiet for a few days. They massed, but didnt attack. Things I used against them include:
Fire (Flame thrower)
Rocks
SHoes
Misc. Chemicals
Hair Spray (My WIfes)
Vacuum
Spare tire
hammer (very affective, but need to get too close)
WD-40
PB Blaster
Mobil-1 10w-30
Air soft gun (Barretta)
Home made compressed air BB gun, with a fire rate of about 14,000 BB/min
Skill saw
2x4 (the wood, not my truck)
etc.
These had little affect
Now.....time passed. About 6 months total. I was at a loss, and my only option that remained was buring the house down. I was fine with this. One day, as I was going into my store room to get some tools, I turned around, and there......on the wall......with fire in its 45 eyes.......was this huge ground attck spider. Im guessing he was a ground attack type, as he was about 2 foot off the ground, and clinging to the wall. I was face to face with this 8 legged creature of death. Now....most (if any) people would have died from fear on the spot, or caved in and surrendered. I, however, thinking somwhat clearly, stunned it with a high pitched scream, that may have sounded much like a frightened 10 year old girl, then, as I flailed my arms wildly (agian, to try and confuse the spider....not flailing out of drop dead fear), somehow got ahold of a can of somthing. I smcked the cap off by hitting it against the wall, and began to spray the shit out of this thing that was holding me hostage. It didnt die.....but rather began to freeze in place. As it stopped moving, I looked down at the can I was holding, and read "3M Super 90". It was some kick ass spray adheasive that I happened to have. So....not being in danger anymore, I went inside, confident that he will not be able to attack for some time. The next day, I went out and checked on him. He was still glued to the wall. So.....Off to work I went. Now.....This is where it gets strange......I came home from work, and ALL THE SPIDERS WERE GONE! Yes. ALL OF THEM! Front yeard = Gone. Back yard = Gone. However, the glued to the wall spider was still there. Time has passed, and I have YET to see another spider at my house. The glued to the wall spider is still there.....to some degree, as a Gecko familly has moved in, and has been snacking on his body, so he's down to 1 leg, and his mid section. The Geckos and I are allies. The Spiders are gone, with no trace. I WAS VICTORIOUS!

 

The bottom line is....one way or another....I WILL win against the spiders