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Calvin and Hobbes! Awesome quote.

Oops I was on topic. Uhm, .... ever wonder why we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

 

Why sorry to me?! I'm an Angry White Man, remember?! lol!

 

I am French you idi-ot. Why do you think I am wearing dis rediculous hat and talking in dis rediculous ak-cent!

Now go away or I shall taunt you again!!!

 

Why didn't the Mona Lisa have any eye brows?

 

This time tomorrow I'll be on my way to New Hampshire.

 

She plucked them.
To look surprised.
Genetic disorder.
Her parents smoked pot and ate special brownies during pregnancy.
She's from South Carolina.
She's 90% evil.
She was shaving her pubes and accidentally fell face forward on the razor.
She was pecked by a Turkey.
Her pimp, bitch slapped her.
She was told to test the hair removal cream in an inconspicuous place.

Did I win anything?

 

Way to be strong Jhodge. this statement will be taken into cosideration by the tribunal during your trial. seriously, is a tribunal like a big computer or something? does anybody know? i think it might be a type of tent that brazilian tribesmen used. i dunno. either way, get ready hodge!!!

Here's the deal. i think McCain has a chance of beating hillary in the general election for the presidency. so if Hillary is the nominee that would be good for McCain supporters, but TERRIBLE for the country if she somehow won. But if Obama gets the vote, i dont think McCain stands a chance, but he would be a better prez than Clinton. So i dont know who i want to get the dem nomination. Clinton will be easier to beat, but IF she did get elected we might as well go ahead and sink America. Obama would be impossible to beat so the republicans wouldnt have a chance, but he woudl be a better prez than clinton. its a tough call

 

Hey, we have our eyebrows in SC.... we just dont have teeth

 

Jhogde you are more than welcome to join the Northern Alliance we unlike the other Alliance will not be so harsh to its members.

 

Will someone tell me why got apologized to? I guess I can't join any alliance...I have teeth and eyebrows...

 

But you live in the north so its a no brainer!

 

So I was watching 'Really Big Things' on Discovery Channel last night and during this episode they were at a tire retreading factory down in the Carolina's somewhere (I forget where, but does it really matter?). Anyways, I'm pretty sure I saw some of ndcouch's family - he is, as you know, related to everybody in Carolina. Boy they talked funny!

 

Yeah, but my family's from South Carolina and Florida, and Hubby is from Oklahoma!

 

you are welcome to join the Carolina Alliance if you want to, you could be our first girl member i think

 

MONA LISA AFTER ONE WEEK IN LA

 

That is an automatic disqualification for the Carolina Alliance.

However, you dont have to be a freak to join the Northern Alliance. So, like HomerJ said, come on over and be our guest. You dont have to be an alcoholic and we wont pull your teeth in case you fall asleep...... you get the rift.