Can't get this sticker off

So how's the oil rubbing go

 

It Went great, thanks for asking. It was such a nice day out yesterday, and I even got to work on my tan a bit. The trash bag pants weren't such a good idea after all though. My legs got hot and sweaty and the bags started sticking to me. And since I duct taped the bag around my ankles, and at my waist, it was like a sauna. So by the time I was finished, it sounded like I was wearing a water bed on my legs. Nice workout though. The added weight, really caused some burn.

Also, the baby oil was very slippery. I won't go into what that caused, good or bad.

 

Mmmm ball sweat...

 

Awkward

 

Thank you for not posting pics

 

any new details?

 

The OP is lucky to have nice neighbors. If my neighbor had a tailgate like that I would report them to the police.

 

Holy shit just leave the fucking tailgate alone already!

 

Really? If you like his tailgate maybe the OP will trade with you.

 

He must be a unicorn lover, he doesn't wanna see anything happen to it.

 

We need a chive chick here.

 

I need this hoodie lol

 

Yes, as a matter of fact I do!

This afternoon while driving home from work I stopped at the 7-11 for a six pack of Keystone light and a can of Skoal. All was going well. Heck, I even talked to a chick at the Weiner cooking wheels. You know what I'm talking about right? Next to the nacho station. Anyway, she was smokin!!! Her name was Cindy.

So I checked out and walked outside. I noticed a cop was getting gas at the pump behind me, and an old lady was talking to him. And boy was she old. Anyway, I waved and got on the truck. Buckled up, started her up. Then Cindy came out to ask me to call her later, and got on her car which was parked next to me. A red Miata, sweet!

So I took off down the road listening to Garth Brooks, the CD was in the player when I got the truck. I stopped at a stop light waiting my turn, then I decided I'd go pick up a movie at Block Buster, so I turned right. After I made the turn the same cop that was talking to the old lady at the gas pump turned on his lights and sirens. Thinking that maybe I forgot to use my blinker I pulled to the right. He got out of his cruiser(cop car), and came up to the window. I killed the truck to be courteous, I didn't want to do anything to upset him. He came up and asked if I knew why he pulled me over? I said that I wasn't sure, but that maybe I forgot to use my blinker. He said no.

He said that some people thought that my tail gate was offensive, and it was too much of a distraction. And even said that will the tailgate as shiny as it is, from having no paint. Then I chimed in that I'd put baby oil on it so it wouldn't rust, so I wouldn't harm the environment. He said yep, when the sun hits that thing, it blinds everyone behind me. I said, wow I didn't even think if that. He asked me why I would put such a socially unacceptable sticker on my truck. So I went through the whole story, and pretty much everything we've talked about in this thread.

Well, to make a long story short, cause I don't want to waste your time. He gave me a ticket. Then told me I was to report in 30 days to the police station for an inspection. To make sure it was either covered up or removed. I again tried to convince him with the story. But he didn't care.

Well, now I really need to get to figuring this thing out.

How's that for an update?

 

I call BS... nobody rents VHS tapes at Blockbuster anymore.

 

He never said VHS, however I too call bs, no hot chicks work at 7-11

 

Cindy was over at the wiener wheel, waiting for a wiener when OP walked in and hit her up for with convo...prolly something along the lines of, "I see you, eyeballing those delicious sausages, pretty sure none will satisfy you like the sausage in my pants. And its free to boot!"

She's lucky she never saw the rearend with the peeing unicorn sausage.

 

I don't know about that. Back when I was single and young (read: dumb and desperate) I saw quite a few hot chicks at 7-11. It all depends on time.

 

I bet that's exactly how it went

You mean (read: drunk and blind)??

 

Block buster doesn't have any VHS Tapes anymore. I did buy as many as I could on the clearance rack though, when they stopped renting them.

And Cindy was buying some hot tamales and a coke.