Can't get this sticker off

She really seems to like make reproductive organ shaped foods

 

And her way into your pants...I'd bang her on your tailgate, just cuz.

 

You say tomato I say whatever.

 

So what about the ticket? It is kind of hard to fight your way out of a public hazard offense.

 

Well we have a countdown to march 6th to get this fixed

 

Um, I'd say I may not be able to get out of this one, unless I skip town. Which could be an option, as we'll be making a trip to New Zealand(Georgia) soon.

And yep, the count down is on!

 

You could always say that you are homosexual and removing the sticker is a violation of your rights.

 

I don't think his town believes homosexuals have rights.

 

I kind of like living here, well used to anyway.


I think I have figured out a plan. I'll just get more stickers and randomly place them on vehicles around town. Could work?

 

It's only illegal if you get caught

 

And on to my 6 pack. I'm sure that should help me come up with a plan.

 

Yes, drunk decisions are the best decisions.

 

On to #3

 

Many a member have been banned for their drunk posts so watch what ya post lol

 

How about just removing the tailgate for the short term?

 

call BS on this. That sticker will not stand up to a grinder if OP realllly wanted the thing off there. The rest of the tailgate is already bare metal from what has been posted so what is the hold up if you really wanted it gone? This is gettin silly. Grind off the sticker or just give up and live the lifestyle it represents, lol. Of course, I'm in favor of the grinder and THIS................

 

^ I second the second thing you are in favor of.

 

Have you considered the full bed swap?

Just find someone in your town with the same color truck and pay them a visit at 2 AM with a few strong friends and some tools.

Viola bed swap!

 

What about the dents? Please remember, I have placed aerodynamic dents all over the truck, including the bed. If I swapped beds, I would have to do all of this again.

So I have an idea that I may try out tonight. I'm gonna get the blow torch out, and try to burn the sticker. I haven't tried this yet. Just chemical warfare. So, tonight the torch is coming out and I will attack that unicorn with Fire. I'm sure this will just upset it, and the unicorn will use it's heat vision to shoot fire at me. But I figure it's worth the risk. I'll get my snow suit and wrap it in Aluminum foil to protect me from the fire shooting back at me.

Update to follow.

 

Also on the bed swap.. He said he lives in a small town therefore if he swaps the bed people would know it was him.. That doesn't include the labor of repainting and the dents as stated before.

And let us know how it goes