This bitch.

So I had a class last semester with this girl, and she would always flirt with me, sit in my lap and all this shit. She always hinted "prom" when we'd talk.
I told her we were going to get married(joking) and proposed to her in the middle of class with her own ring for shits and giggles.

Been contemplating asking her to prom and a way to do it all cute and shit, finally came up with the idea.

So i went out, bought some teddy bear and made a sign saying "will you go to prom with me?"

Last day of the class after the exam, after sitting there are nervous and shit I took it out my bookbag and gave it to her.
The girls that sat around us said it was so cute and wish they had someone to do that to.. Heh.
She started crying and smiling, then went to talk to some other people.
I was like, WHAT THE FUCK? (to myself)
Like 10 minutes later, she asked me to go talk to her in the teacher's office and talk to her and she explained that she and her ex actually just started talking THE NIGHT BEFORE i asked her.. so she said she'd really like to but she didn't want to ruin it with her ex.
So i said alright, and if she decided to change her mind the offer would still stand.
She asked if she could keep the bear and I said yeah, obviously.
So tonight I'm scrolling through my facebook and what do I see?
She posts a picture of a baseball with "prom" written on it saying "Yay yay yay PROM "

Like what the hell, seriously?

 

Fuck bitches, get money...

 

Definately.

 

Tell her you want the bear back

















or you're gonna poop on her doorstep.

 

Women..this is the reason I never bothered in my teen years.

Take a hotter girl to the prom haha

 

Yes, vent your mental frustration to the interwebz.

I've never dealt with any bad women....I must find the good ones

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA, that was truck part money spent on that stupid bear.

 

x2 hhah

 

No seriously though girls are fucking dumb. High school was the worst. I just graduated last year. I have been dating the same girl since the beginning of junior year but before that and with everyone else high school was just miserable. Just leave it in your rearview mirror come june.


And pee on her car door handle.

 

Plan on it now. Haha

 

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straight man is the ultimate sucker...do work!

 

bitches ain't nuthin' but hoes n tricks

 

i'm sorry for your lost

 

Literally shit myself when i read the last part.

 

Fixed it for you

 

Yes, he was a good bear.

 

HOESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

x2

 

Lesson learned. When it comes to girls, don't procrastinate. You will lose every time.

Getting women is all about confidence, if you don't have it someone else will.

 

Prom was so gay. I would save the $100 on a tux and buy some coke.