This bitch.

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You'll have much better luck getting with an average looking unpopular girl. We're cooler and nicer to begin with and get hot later.

 

Man, when I was in highschool I fell hard for one of my schools top cheerleaders and she wouldn't even talk to me. Now, it's 10 years later and I get texts from here every other week asking when I'm coming home to visit and that we should hang out. She also was a little upset when she found out I got married a few months ago. Funny how shit like this happens.

 

I have any easy solution, do both friend(s) and mother(s).

 

Sluts be sluttin'

 

Get everyone she knows pregnant...

 

x2 totally agree

 

Or just find a really smokin red head with some freckles and brown eyes

 

Disregard females, acquire currency my good sir.

B!7€# will get what she deserves...

And as an observation, valentines day is just a woman's excuse to be a crazy roman emporer and say "prove your love for me"

 

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But i would add that valentines day is the only day a year its ok for all females to take goods in exchange for sex normally this would make them well you know HA

 

Whoever gives less fucks has all the power. I let it happen to me in highschool once, and ever since then I can be the one in control.

 

I've got a 1 up, just for shits and giggles.

Just got back from Texas. I flew out there to stay with this chick for the weekend. We've only known each other for a relatively short time. We're really great friends, she's flirty with me, and we're really comfortable around one another. Last time we hung out she insisted on sleeping in my bed with me instead of in my guest bedroom. I go out there this weekend, we're having a good time as usual, going out places, drinking, etc... She books us a hotel and selects ONE BED. Not to mention having already sent me nudes (which I did not ask for or even make any kind of hint toward wanting) when we barely were getting to know each other. If this whole situation didn't have "let's get together" written all over it, I must be a damned fool.

When I finally go to make a move on her for the first time on Saturday night, she shuts me down to say, "that would be weird, I just want to be friends."



I know I'm a good looking, well-spoken, gentlemen. So this shit makes no sense at all.

 

prom? i was out fucking bitches and not worrying about how i would ask a girl to prom...a sign and a teddy bear? no offense, should of spent it on condoms, booze and coke like someone else mentioned...and continue fucking...you still have time to redeem yourself though, the years after high school...are the best...when you turn 25, have a home and a decent job...you'll look back in time and think about high school...and be like, pfff...fuck that shit, and continue fucking some hot bitches in the comfort of your home...and then kicking them out. be like "fuck yeah" after it all.

beer.

 

Here ya go

 

off looking hot somewhere else sorry

 

Bahahaha thanks for that, made my night. Aah the good ol' days.

 

I would have been pissed, and lead with well friends fuck all the time, it's only weird if you make it weird.

 

Dude if anyone of them slipped and fell into bed with me i wouldnt kick them out. Miss Supercross Diana Dalgran is smokin too

 

Aw son your journey has just begun . Fuck that ho call her up and tell her u hope she gets a blue waffle infection. Go ahead I dare anybody to google it i promise youll never look at pussy the same.

 

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