This bitch.

Dont look it up if you just ate. just saying

 

just gotta put some blueberry syrup on it and BAM leggo my fuckin eggo.

 

^

 

That is good one

 

yep just googled it......yep just throw-up holy hell thats just nasty

 

Nothing else needs to be said

 

Oh what the fuck that was nasty, more like blue roast beef everywhere.

 

blue tuna meatloaf with a side of claberedginer anyone...haha

 

WHY DID I JUST LOOK IT UP

 

She used you and you're mad that you've now realized this. All part of life experiences. You'll learn from it. Don't let yourself get used. Understand what's happening and don't get your hopes up next time some girl wants to flirt with you. Flirting is usually just that, flirting.

Nothing against you, but all guys go through this. I did, my son did/is, and so are you. Nothing new here.

Ignoring her is your choice, but a pretty dismal rebuke. Better to go to the prom with one of her best friends. Much better come back!

Good luck with the prom!

 

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I had a girl in highschool just like this...We were extremely good friends and I always wanted more, she would always hint that she wanted some too! Stupid bitch would even call me in the middle of the night and ask questions like "So, I had a dream about you and now I want to know how big you are..." If those weren't signs that I was in the clear then I don't know what is! Regardless, I spent all junior and senior year constantly blue-balled from this chick - I was a pansy boy who had terrible acne in the beginning of highschool which killed my self confidence. My summer before college I figured what the hell, its do or die time and I made a plan to at least make out with her and let it progress from there.

The night was going along just fine with copious amounts of flirting - it came time and I went in for the kiss and she kinda kissed me back but stopped after a second and said something along the lines of "I like you a lot but would not want to do anything to jeopardize our friendship, it means too much to me." Find out a couple of weeks later she was back with her old asshole boyfriend who cheated on her constantly. Apparently he "grew up a lot and has changed for the better." Guess what, she is now a single Mom and the father of her kid (bet you can guess who) is nowhere to be found.

I am currently married to the love of my life (I actually now know the difference between love and lust) and couldn't be happier. The world has a funny way of working these things out and believe me, you are better off not having her. She probably wants the asshole boyfriend and the nice guy (you) for the shoulder to cry on when he breaks her heart again.

 

I would, because bitches, thats why.

 

Growing up is a bitch, ain't it? I say reenact that Audi commercial where the nerdy, awkward looking kid gets the keys to his dad's car, shows up at prom, kisses the girl and then gets his ass beat. Oh, and have someone film it so we can have some more entertainment.

 

I love Gorditas.

 

One time these two bitches came up to me and my buddy at a bar, they flirted with us a little before hinting we should buy them drinks... I thought better of it but wanted them to stick around and keep grinding their asses into well, anyway, bought them some beers and they soon disappeared... typical sluts...

Don't feel too bad.

 

One time my friends went out to the bar and chunky cheese (her nickname) started talking to one of my buddies. Well she would not leave him alone and finally he gave into letting her buy him a drink.

Well before he know it she had about 6 or 7 strong ass drinks infront of him. He sent us a text message saying something like "she is going to eat me, we need to go!" So when she went to the restroom we left......


Well almost to the car now....chunky cheese starts running toward us angry as hell we took him away.

I've never seen someone so big run so fast while wearing heels. Her fat folds are fapping all over the place with every step and when we got home we laughed pretty hard looking back at the night.

 

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

 

And this made me laugh my ass off

 

PITB