New England B.S. Thread

She can have a 6 pack to her face and be fine. She's little but can handle it well.

Are you kidding. Ok you know the goo stuff in a apple pie (minus apples) Its that but a shot. I have o idea whats in it but damn good

 

LOL nope not kidding. I been out of the game for a long while..over 10 years now. I still go to bars just order soda or a glass of water.

 

Some years ago I worked with a girl who barely weighed 100 pounds and could drink with the best of them. She challenged me one night and kept up for a while until she got the bright idea to get us 2 shots of Sambuca. That killed her..she didn't know that I could drain a pint bottle of that in no time plus keep drinking beers. She was not that bad till about 12:30 leaving the bar and puked a river in the parking lot..

 

With or without strap ons?

If it was a t4r.org ass whipping, we would hand out Gatorade and orange slices lmfao. Oh, and participant trophies

 

People are definately sick, my wife before we were married went to a party and someone slipped her and her friends something because when they left my wife was driving because she had the one drink, they all passed out in the jeep and the jeep veered off the road and hit a telephone pole at 40mph and flipped... no one was seriously injured because they were all asleep except for my wife because when the jeep flipped her friend landed on top of her and both her lungs collapsed, but she walked out of the ICU the next day with no major issues, it was a mirracle no one got hurt

 

Haha..well you can do what you want with the strap on. Myself, I'd rather use my tow chains to strangle this guy with.

 

Make a slip knot choker with the tow strap

 

It's going good. I finally saving money.

 

You guys are complicating it too much... Why not just a good old fashioned ass-whoopin? Then take his shoes and throw them up on the power lines

 

You mean until you start changing tires monthly

 

Deff a creep. He looked like Chris Kyle for one. Then I got up in his face telling him to back off. Then when leaving is when my mouth opened and the fight broke out. I was waiting outside the bar cause I started it when they closed for safer matters on my behalf. The guard asked me to leave but told him I was waiting for her. He got her and the kid wasn't allowed to leave. Apparently he;s known to pick fights and me and her friends think its cause he drugs chicks

 

Yeah good point..I'll just choke him with my bare hands, more fun to feel the piece of shit gasping for air firsthand

 

Creep status his shirt said "I <3 MY AK47" and I lurked around and look at this lol

 

Yah my girl goes out to the bars, while I'm up at school and always worried about some shit like that. Luckily she usually goes out with one of my buddies who always is carrying and is in the air force, he doesn't drink. So makes me feel a bit safer. But people are fucked regardless.

 

Bet he doesn't even know what to do with one..haha

 

Threatn me he had a knife but you can PM for the rest of story. Hell not going on open forum

 

Haha yes. Untill that

 

So you're saying you have your time of the month, like a female?

 

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

 

But his is spending money on rubbers.... Such a waste