New England B.S. Thread

Thank you

 

"You ain't cool unless you pee yo pants" so I think your even cooler if you crapself.

 

I got food poisoning while away on business about a month and half ago. I was up all night alternating shitting and vomiting, sometimes simultaneously, every 10-15 minutes without fail. I was sitting down around 330am, felt my stomach rumbling, and before I could even get up it was shart city. Needless to say, the smell them made me immediately puke. Good times.

The next day I saw the maid in the hall, and she gave me a pretty good fuck you look. She must have noticed my shitty boxers in the trash when she cleaned the room

 

Getting a new grill?

 

HAHAHA

 

I wonder what lease owners have to pay... same as a new vehicle? And they get a new lease every 3-5 years? That's a lot of tax$

Then comes insurance

 

That's fucking awful!

 

Not sure about leasing, I think you still pay on it..would be nice if not but trust Uncle Sam not to give anyone a break

 

Projector retrofit the new lenses?

 

Let me know how the parts are. I wanna buy a black grill from them but don't want a cheap part that's gonna break

 

That's fucking funny man haha. I'm sorry you had to deal with it. Having the shits suck so bad. You can't leave the toilet . I'm dieing here just typing it haha. I'm sorry

 

It was so bad at the time. I thought I was legit going to die. By about 2am I was throwing up straight water, I didn't even have bile left in my stomach. I just kept drinking water to try to stay hydrated, and would throw it up a few minutes after drinking. I was so weak I could barely walk to the bathroom without having to stop and brace myself against the wall. Probably should have went to the ER, but I had a meeting first thing in the morning that I needed to call into.

Looking back on it it was hilarious, and I get a good chuckle out of it. It was like right out of a movie. Heard my stomach rumble, and immediately I sharted and was covered in shit. Then retched from the smell. I'd imagine the housekeeper was none too happy. I tried to clean up the drops of shit as best I could on the carpet, but you can only do so much with toilet paper and bath towels

 

That's fucking awful

 

Same, I want to do a satoshi this summer.

 

Did the expedition pizza delivery mod!

 

I'm pretty sure you do. The lease is not much different in their eyes than you owning it. You know .gov has to get their piece of the pie either way.

 

Lmfao I look back at stuff like this and crack up.

 

Awesome. A lifted pizza 4runner lol. Good thing you took those duratracs off lol. Using them to deliver pizza 24/7 will have killed you

 

Yea I would be in the hole ahah

 

You should have called me.

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