Does anybody understand women???

Good example..the toilet seat.

I see it down and need it up..no biggie, I'll just pick it up. I accept that it was down and do something about it.

She sees it up and wants it down, does she do the same? Nope..at least not without sniveling and getting butthurt about it being up.

My reply "well maybe you should learn to work the fricking thing. See? It can be raised AND lowered..try it, it's fun! You need it down, I need it up. Simple. Do you hear me bitching about you leaving it down?"

 

Leave the seat down and piss all over it. She'll get the point.

 

^This!

I was raised with 3 sisters
I raised 2 daughters
I am on my 2nd marriage

I've stopped trying to figure them out.

 

Yep that'll work

 

i bet you stopped trying to talk by now too... or have ideas.

 

PSSSSST! Here's how you both win and end that nonsense...Leave them both down every time either of you use them, that way both have to lift - she lifts 1 and you lift 2.....if pissing, otherwise you both lift 1, lol. Sell it to her as a compromise. It short circuits women when a man uses that word.............If she doesn't want to compromise then just leave both up all the time until she falls in & hits water in the middle of the night.

 

Girls physconess go off their age... when theyre about 16/17 its all graving they're pretty normal... once they hit that 18/19 stage its like zombies came and took their brain over you have no idea WTF happened to them because they are instantly crazy.. 20/21 is when the party stage hits most of you end up single when they're this age cause they go buck wild and there is no holding them back... 22/23 still buckwild just a bit more crazy cause the insecurities and jealousy starts to over whelm their brain.... mid 20's you better put a ring on it and knock her up cause thats all she cares about.... If you can get through all those stages you might be alright... if its an issue date someone that's in their late 20's early 30's and has their shit figured out thats the true them if they are still physco well by all means they are just flat out effin crazy and they have no hope

 

This has a lot of merit to it...I'm 22, and I hang out with mostly 22-24 year old girls. When I was about 19-20, I saw the storm coming. Now I'm standing in the middle of it, and there's a tornado in front of me with a flying semi-truck headed right for my face.

 

That's a good one and true

 

I must've lucked out. Been with the same girl since 19, getting married in April, no problems as of yet, knock on wood.

 

Problem with that is, I'm the one who cleans the house..

 

Matt why you ask...? :shrug:

 

That sounds like a problem all by itself

 

idk man, I've been single for 2 years and finally getting ready to enter the marketplace again seriously and all I see is just crazy, psycho "OC bitches". It's bad enough females are nuts at this age, not to mention I live in the most materialistic and out of the loop county on the planet.

Sometimes, I feel like moving out of SoCal will be beneficial in finding an independent, caring, loving, and beautiful girl who doesn't call me crying when she gets a flat on the way to work in her BMW.

I hate it here.

 

Nah, I don't mind because my wife has back problems..

 

Ahh well that's very noble of you, sir!

 

Its a scientific fact that females happiness decreases with every year after age 25.

Studies have proved this.

The only understanding men should have of women is that there is no understanding women because they are all different and they are all illogical, emotional and irrational.

 

^lol banned.

 

I think you should just round it off to an even forever