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New Classes for Women.....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Jun 2, 2009.

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  1. Jun 2, 2009 at 6:23 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I maximized my wifes schedule to ensure her a full roster of classes. Now I cant figure out why she is mad or what she is mad about???

    Spring Classes for Women at
    THE
    ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Tuesday, May 5, 2009

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.
    Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2=2 0hours..

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
     
    chris4x4, Jun 2, 2009
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  2. Jun 2, 2009 at 6:26 AM
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    JM76

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    my wife is asking me what I am laughing about...:D
     
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  3. Jun 2, 2009 at 6:26 AM
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    Dark Knight

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    A few bolts are different.
    can we get a general class on how to operate a vehicle in reverse? everytime the shifter goes in "R" its like lightening strikes her retarded.
     
    Dark Knight, Jun 2, 2009
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  4. Jun 2, 2009 at 6:31 AM
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    hillbillytaco

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    hillbillytaco HOT!!

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    can you get me an enrollment form? do you need a letter of recomendation? is there finacial aid available
     
    hillbillytaco, Jun 2, 2009
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  5. Jun 2, 2009 at 6:41 AM
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    Kenobe

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    Can we add more classes? I want to add:

    - Knowing when your man wants you to shut the heck up

    - Going to bed doesn't mean talk for an hour, it means SLEEP

    :)
     
    Kenobe, Jun 2, 2009
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  6. Jun 2, 2009 at 6:42 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Those may be covered in Class 6
     
    chris4x4, Jun 2, 2009
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  7. Jun 2, 2009 at 6:51 AM
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    Packman73

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    Packman73 ^^^^ 3%er ^^^^

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    Christy needs this class...we both do.:(
     
    Packman73, Jun 2, 2009
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  8. Jun 2, 2009 at 6:52 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    LMAO!!

    Julie has her Drs. in that class..
     
    chris4x4, Jun 2, 2009
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  9. Jun 2, 2009 at 7:06 AM
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    98tacoma27

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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    Can I sign my self up for #13?
     
    98tacoma27, Jun 2, 2009
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  10. Jun 2, 2009 at 7:10 AM
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    My wife needs this class. I even go get the midol, but she still doesn't get the hint.
     
    phynyx38, Jun 2, 2009
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  11. Jun 2, 2009 at 7:50 AM
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    Seeing this list of classes makes me glad I am divorced.
     
    FL Forester, Jun 2, 2009
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  12. Jun 2, 2009 at 8:12 AM
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    This works well:

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    Only problem is, my boobs button keeps wearing out...
     
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  13. Jun 2, 2009 at 8:26 AM
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    I forwarded the class list to my fiance. She countered with this list of classes for men:

    DAILY MALE EDUCATION CLASSES
    IMMEDIATE ENROLLMENT AVAILABLE

    Class 1

    Using a Ruler 101
    Instruction on proper use and accurate readings.
    -Actual ruler provided to each participant
    -Irish participants welcome

    Class 2

    Using a Calendar 101
    -Course will cover days of week, months of year and holidays.
    -Final project will be plotting family birthdays and other events such as anniversaries. Additional credits earned for providing pictures or receipts of gifts purchased by participant for at least two events plotted on calendar (no "as seen on tv" items will be counted as gifts).

    Class 3

    Man Eyes I
    Physical screenings will be done by a licensed professional.
    -Upon completion participants will be adept at finding items in closet and refrigerator.
    -See Class 4 for continuing eduction

    Class 4

    Man Eyes II
    -Upon completion participants will be adept at finding items in medicine cabinet with closet and refrigerator refresher.
    -Must have completed Man Eyes I to participate.

    Class 5

    Etiquette Concepts and Resources
    -Course will cover unacceptable sources for verification of information including male friends and male siblings.
    -Acceptable resource directory will be issued with contact information for wife/girlfriend's approved contacts.
    Final exam as well as practical exam.

    Class 6

    The Dishwasher - Just Another Power Tool
    -Quick start program to help you get dirty dishes from the living room to the dishwasher.
    -6 week course will break down activities into easy steps including more advanced rinse and load techniques.
     
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  14. Jun 2, 2009 at 9:23 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Interesting......I may have to take some of those classes..........
     
    chris4x4, Jun 2, 2009
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  15. Jun 2, 2009 at 9:28 AM
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    Yes, but I require one on "Hearing Etiquette" and "Objective listening"
     
    98tacoma27, Jun 2, 2009
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  16. Jun 2, 2009 at 9:29 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Hmmmm....dont let them know about that one.
     
    chris4x4, Jun 2, 2009
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  17. Jun 2, 2009 at 9:30 AM
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    longbow I see you now..................

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    Man oh man, I see things flying your way in the near future.


    But in all honesty, my wife needs those classes :D, but I am not going to tell her that.
     
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    She said she would get back to me with more. :eek:
     
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    chris4x4

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    LOL! No WAY Im telling my Wife about them! :eek:
     
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  20. Jun 2, 2009 at 9:33 AM
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    Cowards! Or perhaps you are just smarter than I am.
     
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