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Best Dealership Salesman Quote You've Personally Heard

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by BuzzardsGottaEat, Feb 28, 2013.

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  1. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:40 PM
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    Millertime187

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    It was a tacoma, I deff don't blame him, but he deff stole my truck legally from me(they all do u guess)
     
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  2. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:43 PM
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    I know that when we went to get the Taco the salesman was pretty cool. Up until the time that he wanted to do the financing of the truck. If they get you into the office your screwed with all the extra bs fees. We set our price , yen and yang dance. then went to the finance officer and said here ya go , we laughed and said well thanks but we would like to write you a check to pay for the truck. He was pissed, and walked away. He was pissed because the deanship couldn't charge all these outrageous rates and fees. He made us set there in the office for about 15 minutes or so,he came back and said the price was not going work and we had to start over. I grabbed my wifes' hand and walked out. we went to another Toyota dealer and within 2 hours had the same truck, 4,320.00 less than the other prick.
     
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  3. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:45 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    As the sales man was jumping up and down in the bed of truck


    "Its got electronic active suspension dampening!!!!!"
     
    chris4x4, Mar 1, 2013
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  4. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:46 PM
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    SM: "it settles out to be 23,000.00 after trade in and you will get locking doors, and 4 wheel drive"
     
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  5. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:47 PM
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    Salesman: "Would you like some coffee or water?"

    Me: "How about a beer?"

    Salesman: "35,000 is a good deal, if I can reduce the price to 34,999 would you drive it home today?"

    Me: "How about a beer?"
     
    ivoryaddict, Mar 1, 2013
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  6. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:48 PM
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    CNEDEER

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    CNEDEER If ya ain't first, your last!

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    Lol wow, if our finance manager did that, he would have been fired on the spot.
     
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  7. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:50 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Sales man: "What would it take to get you to drive that home tonight!"

    Me: "Someone to beat me retarded with a bat"
     
    chris4x4, Mar 1, 2013
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  8. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:51 PM
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    Nice!
     
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  9. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:51 PM
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    So thats what happened:cool:
     
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  10. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:52 PM
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    Asked the sevice manager why i got over charged for 11 quarts of gear oil when it should have taken around 6-7. His answer... well, sometimes they take more. :eek:
     
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  11. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:52 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    yousonofabitch
     
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  12. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:54 PM
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    Reported, name calling
     
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  13. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:55 PM
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    FIFY
     
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  14. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:56 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Honda dealer ship waiting for them to finish servicing my Accord, and looking at the Ridgline

    Salesman: "you wanna take it for a test drive?"

    Me: "No"

    Salesman: "Have any questions?"

    Me: Does it have a 4 low range?"

    Salesman: "Yes. Its an Automatic low range. It can detect the terrain your driving on, and it selects the range for you"


    Me: "O'rly?"

    Salesman: "Only the Ridgeline has it!"

    Me: walking away
     
    chris4x4, Mar 1, 2013
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  15. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:56 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Report deleted.
    Quit dreaming.
     
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  16. Mar 1, 2013 at 7:58 PM
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    Nunavut

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    The salesman I talked too was awesome.
    Me:"so what's the cheapest price you can give me?"
    Salesman:"ill go find out"
    He went too his office and after a couple minutes he came back.
    Salesman:"I can give you $2500 off the listed price. "
    Me:"sold. "
     
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  17. Mar 1, 2013 at 8:00 PM
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    Millertime187 I'll be your huckleberry!

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    Bullshit!!!!




    Lol!
     
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  18. Mar 1, 2013 at 8:02 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Dodge dealership

    Wife: "Im hungry"

    Salesman: "We have a snack machine in our waiting area"

    Me, as Im signing the papers on a new cummins Dodge "Im spending 40,000 bucks, you can go get my Wife some lunch"


    Guy disapeared, and came back with a full meal from the resturaunt accross the street.
     
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  19. Mar 1, 2013 at 8:02 PM
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  20. Mar 1, 2013 at 8:06 PM
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    Visiting dealerships is an interesting experience. I know more than the salesman 99% of the time, especially if its about a tacoma. I love correcting salesman as they try to weasel out of what they said. The real men will accept what I have said as the truth. Others tried to correct me. Those ones don't fly with me. I haven't had many really dumb quotes yet.
     
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