Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

no worries. in the end, it's just the internet

 

My dad used to let me play with power tools/knives and i never lost a finger or came out hurt

 

You "accidentally" making a pipe bomb is paramount to saying you "accidentally tripped and your penis fell into her vagina"

 

Haha well when you're 10 years old you do dumb shit without realizing it. We broke a metal leg off a mini trampoline and were shoving the silver dust from sparklers in it. I found out that if you bend up the sticks of sparklers the silver dust shit falls off of it and you can make a huge pile and light it. It flares up really fast into a huge ball of fire and is good times. Well, we decided to pack the ~15" pipe full of dust and stand it upright on the ground. It shot sparks out the top of it and we loved it so we got even more and tried it again. This time it stopped quicker and the top just had a small flame. We started walking closer to it when it went boom. Shook houses in the neighborhood and my mom heard it from two blocks away. Everyone screamed and ran away and I saw my friend on the ground holding his leg screaming in a pool of blood. I was the only friend to stay and help him Had to call my mom to take us to the hospital while I held my shirt on his leg. Turned out the pipe sent a quarter sized piece of shrapnel right into his calf.

Living in Singapore was awesome

 

Wanna fix my fence gate?

 

Haahaahaa

 

Oh god. Mom does not mind if I host a BBQ at the house. Now to see what dad says

 

I bet your dad loves king egg roll and beer.

 

Cody is a G like that

 

Lol, not really. I was just going to rip off some old boards and hang new ones and paint.

 

Strange, his explanation is very feasible. Of course no where near accidental.

Glad to hear nobody got pregnant.

 

Spotted a 2nd Gen White AC with the retro Toyota stripes and big Toyota decal on the tailgate (sockmonkey decals) on WB 50 in Placerville at 5:20 tonight. Those are the stickers I want on mine.

 

Great pic, good times for sure

 

god i look young

 

HAHA So funny story... I lived in Japan as a teen and Fireworks were dirt cheap. I'm talking like 50 Bottle rockets for 2 bucks, cheap.

Needless to say, I've had similar experiences. But no one was ever seriously hurt.

We did catch a cat on fire once tho.. by accident, and killed a Karp throwing some fireworks in a pond at night (we thought it was empty).

 

I've shot rockets into my neigbor's patio and burned it down when i was a kid, needless to say i got my ass whipped

 

That's cause you are

 

Haha! I did a lot of dumb stuff with fire when I was younger. We bought a shit ton of sparklers one night and I'm talking a massive quantity that no child should have. Spent about twenty minutes between us breaking them into a huge dust pile in some cardboard box. It's about 11pm and we're in the middle of the street in a brand new neighborhood with a huge box full of the sparkler dust with one sticking out as a fuse. We light it in run back about 20 feet. This thing takes off way bigger than we thought. It lit up the pitch black neighborhood completely and we panicked and all bolted back home to hide for the night. We checked it out the next day and we melted a crater into the ground that was pretty noticeable. We all kept our mouths shut and no one got in trouble.

I have Singapore stories for days Really miss that place and my old friends back there.

 

Show him that picture of us and he will know that we aren't a bunch of troublemakers. Except for Chris. The one in the banner.

 

Lol TacomaWorld Singapore trip?