How to introduce yourself to female

This is great advice

 

Met my wife while she was closing down a bar and washing tables as a cocktail waitress.

I walked up and first words I ever said...

Me: "what are you doing...washing tables or something"
Her: "yea, I'm trying to get out of here as fast as I can"
Me: Standing there awkwardly until she stops and looks at me. "Well are you allowed to giver your number out at work?? Its totally cool if your not."
Her: "umm yea...."

BOOM. I suggest not taking it too serious, I think this can freak some chicks out.

 

Pick up lines never used in ID

"wow, nice tan you have!"

 

Want to hit up Peavine on your way back through Reno?

 

lol

 

See, OP? Take example from this dude

 

x2 I don't do it well either but man alcohols got my back!

 

soooo just imagine you're talking to a dude?

 

figuratively and literally!

 

Fuck this, im just gonna watch and laugh my ass off

 

Where?

 

This.

Women like assertiveness. Don't come across as an arrogant douche cause they hate that, but have some confidence. I mean, really what do you have to lose? She says no. You're back to where you started. You wait too long, some other guy is going to come and steal her away.

 

Don't do this if you look like you could of just got out of prison. Take my word for it.

 

"I've never seen an arrogant douche dating a really hot girl": Said no one ever.

You can be an arrogant POS all day, some chicks are into that. Never was really my style, but it worked for a lot of dudes I know.

Having an interesting (to a girl as well) hobby that could lead to a future date, is always good. I sail, and cannot count how many times that has worked out in my favor.

Chick: so what do you like to do?
Me: I like to go out on my boat blah blah
Chick: I've never been sailing?! (90% of women)
Me: Next time I go I'll give you a call

Then all you have to do is go out on the water, get her drunk on natty lights and get naked.