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If teflon doesn't let anything stick to it, why does it stick to the pots and pans...

 

Guess what, I got stuck in a snow bank last night. I switch into 4LO and reverse and yet no luck. I got off the truck to see what the problem was while still in gear. All my 4 wheels were spinning with me outside the truck. It was a beautiful sight yet no go. I dont care how equipped your Toyota is, it does not work when shit happens or when you are in shit.

I had a friend (with a Chevy Avalanche) stuck in a ditch. Tried everything but could not pull him out since the road was pure ice so the tow vehicle (my Taco) wheels kept spinning. The Avalanche has some pretty fancy electronics but nothing worked. When the truck went into the ditch, it blew both tires on the passenger side. On the way out, due to lack of action, the truck could not do the basics to get out without a tow. We needed a tow truck with a high mounted winch to get out.

 

Hey, now. Don't forget that Icelandic modded Hilux that Top Gear took to the North Pole! I take pride that my truck is a distant relative to that one (and it's the right color).

obligatory off topic content: weebles wobble but they don't fall down

 

A Turkey is no fight, especially an American Turkey. The Turkey sitting on a Palmetto is the National Symbol of the Northern Alliance. We encourage the all American Turkey Massacre. Turkeys must die.

Prepare to die, ndcrotch! You stupid No-Damn-Crotch idiot

 

Ha ha ha, You are a stinking dead feathered bitch, you "no damn crotch" Turkey. Even jhodge agrees you deserve a lead enema from a Canadian . BTW, our enema's contain a high concentration of Tabasco sauce. Your ass will be on fire till eternity. you better call the Carolina Fire Department and have hose permanently stuck up your ass.

 

If you were a monkey in a chicken fight and slapped a turkey, would that make it your bitch?

 

One of the best things about my office is the coffee. Not that it's good coffee, but it's free.

 

If by chance the Mayans were right and the world as we know it ends in 2012 then we better pick a pretty damn good President this time around.

 

Why? if the world ends in 4 years how much more could the new one fuck it up?


oh wait... Maybe that's the point... How we vote this time around determines if the Mayans were right or not.... Maybe the Mayans predicted Hillary winning and hitting menopause in 2012.....

 

NICE!!!

 

dont forget to blast freebird (the deep South's national anthem) as loud as you can while youre driving through....

That is quite possibly one of the dumbest things anyone on this site has ever said. Worst cut down ever (read in comic book mans voice)

ok see once again, i dont get this. I am a tiger fan, so if you wanted to insult me, calling me a rooster would make more sense than a turkey. i have nothing agains the hokies, i love virginia, so it really doesnt make sense to me.

 

Anybody catch the game last night?

 

Cleaning the litterbox is alot like archaeology. Only with cat poop.

 

By game I am assuming you are talking hockey and no I missed the Red Wings beating up on Chicago.

The Detroit Red Wings are rolling again with a double-digit points lead over the rest of the NHL.

Pavel Datsyuk scored a go-ahead goal late in the second period after Chris Osgood stopped Robert Lang's penalty shot, and Detroit went on to beat the Chicago Blackhawks 3-1 on Tuesday night.

The Red Wings have won four straight after enduring their worst slump in nearly two decades.

 

I cant say I have ever heard it put quite that way, very nice!

 

Thank you. I think that on a daily basis , so I had to get it out of my head! LOL!