What does everybody look like?????

X2

 

Is there a Darwin Award for dudes that don't die?

 

Last year....me & the 16 year old daughter....she was about to leave for the prom

 

I hope you have a shot gun!!!

 

You can't see one in the picture...? It's got tattoos on it!

 

Lol, he got same responses when he posted it lat year I believe, or someone else with similar picture hahahahahahahaha

 

Couldn't remember if I had posted that pic before.....here's another of us at the local high school beauty pagent....

 

I'll play. I'm the retard on the left.

 

Hope to god is was her in the beauty contest and not you

 

What? Fat, hairy guys can't compete?

 

- North Shore, Oahu

 

meh, you know the drill pal, we're 'over the hill blah blah blah" and all that crap

 

To go along with my for sale ad.

 

I'd bust my ass!

 

The house is for sale. I give you one dollar.

 

I wouldn't want that house. The floor layout is goofy and I'm pretty sure the dude tried to finish the basement himself and he has no mechanical ability at all. And I would never live in that town again.

 

And another.

 

x2!

I had 2 girls dad’s have guns out the first time i went over. did not scare me at all, i even helped clean one. needless to say i think both dads liked me. one never said she could not go some where with me. all ways just said be safe and have fun.

 

No need.....all the little teenage boys are scared crapless.