Funniest Urban Dictionary meanings,

let me rephrase that, someone define konaborne...make sure they include something about hawaiian pizza

and kona, you should define chris4x4, that would be funny...Cause I won't lol

 

DOG IN A BATHTUB


While doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her turd cutter.

Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

 

Oh my gosh, What the Fuckity FUCK lol


Rusty Trombone
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

 

What I'm doing now...

Internet anytime minutes

What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.
T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"

 

squirrel pack

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squirrel pack&defid=3610429

 

Lolwut

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snookied

Snookied

When a guy punches a woman in the face.
"Yo Bro! Someone a-hole snookied my girl last night at The Brown Starfish Bar & Grill. He better hope he never gets out of the penn."


When an intoxicated male goes home with with a short, pudgy and less attractive female.
Bro 1 - "Aw man did you actually go home with that war pig at the bar last night."
Bro 2 - "Yeah man, I totally got snookied.

 

C*nt punt hahaha. That had me tryin to figure out when and what situation I could use it

 

I do this quite often... More then i probably should.

Red bull without a cause

The act of drinking Red Bull when you are already wide awake, simply because you like the taste.

Jeremy: "John had a Red Bull with lunch today. Didn't even put any vodka in it."

 

Subb'd and i have no clue why

 

Nobody likes this at a friends house.

urine echo

The sound created from urine slashing against the urinal walls

"Ahh this is the best piss of my life, check out the sound of this urine echo" - said Mike