JDMCQ's Garage

Is that what you crazy kids are calling it these days?

 

Lisa!

The mission is a go, i repeat, the mission is a go.

 

Smells slutty in here.

 

dammit, I was going for whorish.

 

I believe that may true as well.

 

Morning ladies and gents. I had a co-worker tattle on me yesterday. I told a guy who came in sick that he should have stayed home and I didn't want to work around him, Evidently that constitutes some broach of the "conduct code", and somebody thought it was a good idea to let the boss man know about it. I actually though kidnergarten was over a long time ago. And I really do think you should stay home if you are sick. We work in a clean room making surgical supplies.

 

I completely agree with you. If you are making surgical supplies, you should be required to stay home if you are sick.

It's too bad that a lot of work places are run like kintergarden classes.

 

I have banned several people from my cubicle because they are constantly sick.

I love the ones that say "I have a cold, but don't worry, I'm not contagious". How the fuck do they know what their germs are doing? They must be way more self-aware than I am.

 

Oh grr. Yeah, nobody seems to evolve beyond kindergarten. We had a big run of sickos this winter (including me), and fortuneately now I can take my laptop home and work there if I or others are sick, and if my current task allows it.

But this whole tattling thing. Fucking grow up, people.

 

Evidently, I can't ban anyone from my work area. Seriously kind of pissed about this.

 

I became petrified of doorknobs this last winter. After I wash my hands in the bathroom, I grab an extra paper towel to open the door, and I keep it until I go through the other door to my cube. I hear people hacking up smurfs and sneezing all around me, and look at the air return grill above my head, and shudder.