Colorado B.S. Thread

ha ha ha, douchenozzles and cockwaffles are great names for taint sniffers that dont slow down in neighborhoods!!!!!!!

sorry to hear about your pup getting run over though, that SUCKS!!! and id be pissed off if i ever caught the guy that did it and ran. At least he is recovering from it though right?

 

'No really officer, I really was using the 3lb sledge while working on my truck. I was clearancing the wheel wells for these huge tires. I was swinging away and it just slipped out of my hands.'

 

yeah, today was bad. close calls when i left and came home. i've even been passed IN my neighborhood!

i don't want to generalize too much but most of them are from the 24hr fitness that my neighborhood is connected to.

 

I know they suck, but if you're in an area that allows them and it's necessary, you could petition the community HOA or city to put in a neighborhood speed hump to help control the speeds. My friends neighborhood just had those put in due to a similar issue.

 

yeah. he is fine now. broken leg but it could have been much worse.

it would be extremely satisfying though

 

roids = road rage.




I am soo procrastinating this afternoon. I have a 13 page self review due today and it is just plain stupid. This is the first time our company has done these reviews and they went waaayyy overboard. Blah, blah winner, blah,blah chicken dinner.

 

yeah, thought about it. god knows the dipshits would still speed through, hit the speed bump, go sideways and roll into someone's house

 

I wonder if they're the same type of people that drive around for 5 minutes in the parking lot to get a spot close to the door and then get on the treadmill and walk for 30 minutes.

 

no, i don't think they know what a treadmill is.


bench press brahhh!!

 

That is so funny because I was in Dallas last month and drove by a Lifetime Fitness with a huge lot (everything is huge in Texas ) and everyone was parked right next to the doors in a little group. Didn't think fast enough to take a picture of it but damn it was funny to see.

 

It's so nice out today. I think ill burn a stogy after my steak dinner tonight. The only thing that would make it better is beer, but I'm at work.

 

(not literally cuz beer is waaaayyyy better lol but you ppls get it)

 

A good bottle of wine is in order from time to time. Dev - a nice cab would be tasty with a steak.

 

Yeah it would, I have been drinking a lot of wine lately.

 

I cant drink wine it just dont taste good to me at all

 

All types or just certain ones? I really perfer dry and flavorful reds. I don't really like the sweet, white wine except for Pinot and Chardonnay which are drier. Cabernet tend to be my fav.

 

I have tried different kinds all of them tasted bad, I'm just a beer over wine kinda person lol

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEbzZP-_Ssc?version=3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Yu9uwHLVI?hl=en_US

 

Me too!