Limiting the speed of my truck

Stop feeding

 

Disconnect half of your spark plug wires.

 

Get the pedal chop done

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Eventually the POLICE will help --Take away ALL YOUR MONEY-TICKET =and/or your license.

 

^this! Happened to me! Works after about 5

 

Disconnect all spark plug along the left bank.

 

This is about the dumbest thread. Very useless. Anyone that "cant" control the amount of throttle they use, just shouldnt drive.

 

This thread=Derp

 

Only drive in reverse. It'll take some getting used to, but you'll figure it out eventually.

 

sheesh I guess its no joke when it says "SENIOR" member under the names. Well alright then. I figured being California and what sounds like the smartest safety option to do to a vehicle, there would be more information out there, but the only thing out there seems to be autokontrolusa.

 

Ride your tricycle instead

 

get rid of the loudness......

 

This shouldn't even be a real question. If you can't control your speed, then you shouldn't have a drivers license. Period.

 

How about a sense of some self control or accountability?
Seems to me a common problem in today's america.. People want someone else, or something else, to be accountable for their own actions.

Take it easy on the gas pedal, treat it like a woman, you don't go 100% into the damn thing right from the start.. give it some soft tender loving.

 

Next question, what do I do about the demonic clowns under my bed? I tried coaxing them with children but nothing, They just won't leave.

 

Walk up the stairs from your room in the basement and cuddle up with Mommy

 

Invite them to hang out under the bridge with you

 

Got some trolls showing their true colors

 

this thread turned out to be entertaining!

 

True that.