no wipe?? NO S**T!!!

I ate in the same restaurant as this subhuman
I just KNOW you have seen this before I just had to bring it here, because nobody can disseminate matters like this like TW
I walk into the john to go pee-wall unit occupied, so I go into the stall and there's a f**king continuous turdlink about a foot and a half long ANDNO TOILET PAPERin that bowl...but there's two fresh rolls hanging on the wall.
Now I ask you; does laziness run THAT deep really??-that someone would WILLINGLY go about their day with CRAP smakin around between their asscheeks?
I am truly at a loss when it comes to stuff like this and the fact that this animal LEFT it there for the next guy is pure evil.
Welcome to the third world, the chickens have come home to roost!
RANT OFF

 

could they have been the one to finish the last roll?

 

yep.....some people just dont give a shit...literraly.

 

I used to work at sav-on and there would be a customer that would use the public restroom and blow ass everywhere and when i mean everywhere lights, ceiling, sink, even on the toilet paper pissed me off we had alot of homeless people go into the store so it was impossible to catch the blown ass bandit.

 

What, you've never had a poop that leaves your ass silky clean and you wipe and nothings on the paper so you put the folded TP back ready for the next turd.

 

lol wow this is the funniest rant ever

 

ive seen that before, but never EVER want to know about someone elses turds

 

Maybe the foot and a half was only the remainder of such an epic shit. Maybe the toilet paper was sucked down with the first four feet.

 

I think he was so proud of his accomplishment, he wiped his ass and tossed it in the trash can so as not to taint the eighteen inches he left in the bowl. What a sick fvck.

 

OMG you guys are KILLIN me over here LOL!!!!!!

 

a turd that long may have survived the flush while everything else was sucked down

 

See what I mean? We are even getting theory on the "engineering" aspect of the megaturd dilemma

 

lmfao. this is great. id be proud if i dropped something that long. id flush it down though. kinda sick to leave it there for the next pooper.

 

Now were you north or south of the equator? because the direction the water spins directly contributes to the rotation motion of the turd during the flushing process

 

Clockwise or counter-clockwise rotation has no effect on turds with tensional rigidity of an I-beam in the Sears Tower.

 

it also depends on the density of said turd.... if it was a turd of the extremely bouyant sort then perhaps it just chilled on top of the water while it was being flushed



... not sure what food contributes to a turd like that though. maybe marshmallows or cotton candy... i'd have to look into it more




^^^^ was this a kids restaurant or amusment park themed restaurant?

 

ITs all about the position vector of the turd when the flush was initiated. If the flush concludes with the turd only in the x-y plane, the toilet stands no change of consuming it

 

maybe he pooped in a cup, wiped, flushed the TP, then dumped the turd in the toilet...

better check the trash can for a turd stained cup