Is it bad that I wear Jorts?

Jared Allen is a beast he can pull off anything...

 

Wasn't exactly sure what jorts were, in the south we call them cut-offs.. However, I say, that your critics are just envious of said jorts. It takes a helluva man to be able to wear the jorts in public and still maintain the respect of his peers. It will be a challenge, but wear your jorts with pride sir, and for anyone that questions or ridicules you.. stare them in the eye and cut your jorts off one inch shorter. Maybe not necessarily at the same time.. Too precious of an area to cut around while not looking. Unless of course you want to take your badass to the next level.. But I digress.

 

hey... don't have to tell me. I'm a lifelong Vikings fan... however, he looks like he's visiting West Hollywood in those shorts.

 

Or they are a Florida Gator fan which follows definition above...

 

+1 for jnco's