New England B.S. Thread

Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's house we go
She's deaf and blind, she's lost her mind, but she still loves to blow
Grandma's lost nearly all her teeth, but brother can she gum!
In 20 minutes she can even make me horsey cum!

 

Might do better than my rig. Mine is 13' tall and gets hung up on small pieces of wood.

 

No problem . In the end it all goes to a good cause anyways .

But if you win you can bring me to a bruins game

 

Deal, if I win, you can come to a Bruins game, I'll even buy the first round

 

We call that a "smoothie" up here.

 

You want me to call you billy? I'm not into that

 

I hope you're happy, you just ruined delicious frozen beverages for me...

 

You speaking of "gummers" started this mess!

 

Gummers makes me think of, well a gummer. Gross but funny. Smoothies used to make me think of a nice, frozen beverage and warm, summer days. I didn't want the two associated with one another!

 

You reap what you sow. Happy Friday!

 

No mr witty that is just what it reminded me of

 

Yes, Happy Fuck My Life Friday

 

Oh god. Oh god! my brain died

 

You sure?

 

I had him make my avatar picture "I'm Italian and can not keep calm" a sticker for my truck

 

Oh, you want one worse than that?

 

Don't ask for permission when it's easier to ask for forgiveness...

Spit that shit out!

 

Nice I realized after I asked and then saw it on his thread.

 

Next verse it is!!

Over the river and through the woods, Grandma's on the sauce
But some toothless rim is better than quim all covered up with moss
Over the river and through the woods....and you thought I was sick?
Me Granny makes stew from menstrual goo and stirs it with me dick!

 

Couldn't decide on a place for lunch, so ended up at Zoup. It is close and convenient, just walked out with a crab bisque, after sampling some good soups.