3 easy questions to ask a female - she will get one of them wrong

for some reason I thought the first question i thought it meant a square yard...so i was wondering why everyone kept getting 3

 

Ahh.
SWAG = Mojo

 

Couple of guys in our sign shop think that a 3ft x 3ft sign is 6 square feet.


And their manager wonders why he's always running short on material.

 

According to urban dictionary. It stands for "secretly we are gay"

 

Just blew iced tea all over my keyboard thinking about the fact that the "gangsta wannabees" don't understand the prison culture significance of wearing their pants around their knees.

 

first two right. i still love her lots.

 

heard about that too...wondering if it's true or not. hilarious, either way.

 

... I hate to admit it but even i dont know how many states there are, I know its like 51-52 but Hawaii and Alaska always confuse me. HAHA WHATEVER!

 

Just start counting the stars on the flag.

 

is it worse that you don't know...or worse that you don't educate yourself to know?

especially with google a click away.

If I had access to information 30 years ago like you kids do now...I would be versed in so many areas of study...but then, I'm a sponge for learning.

 

50

And Alaska & Hawaii have been states for over 50 years.

Puerto Rico, Guam, and the US Virgin Islands are not, and will likely never be admitted as states.

 

What are Washington, Oregon, and California?

 

Then again you can't believe everything that is posted on the interwebs.

 

I know i sound like an idiot but im not i promise! i love to learn about things to ive just never really assumed it would be a big deal but i apperciate the help guys! Learn something new every day

 

Alaska? Hawaii?

 

most of them probably don't know what the stars & stripes represent.

 

It's a question required for US citizenship.

 

looks like many of the newest generation need deportation

 

Then ask them who Betsy Ross is.

 

Ditto.

By the time I was 10, I had read my parents' encyclopedia.
Of course, this encyclopedia was handed down to them and was already some 10 years out of date when they got married in 1948... The picture of LA City Hall was funny with the caption "City Hall towers above downtown Los Angeles"

But ya... no web, no cell phones. We rode our bikes to the library and actually read books. Might spend 3 hours searching for one piece of research supporting a point we were trying to make in a paper.