Colorado B.S. Thread

2 girls, 1 cup.

 

I'm outta here gotta be up early to get the taco aligned tomorrow morning. And omaha steaks are nothing special more like they kinda suck

 

nah, just badassery & awesomesauce

 

God I love being at work this early

 

I've been up since 0500 yesterday. Still in the field, range shutdown 3 times this week, once by moose, once by low clouds and once by 2 bears haha. On good ol duty right now til 0500, then we pack up and ruck back woot.

 

Haha. Gotta love being on duty. How long is the hump back though?

 

Just 4 miles, nice stroll haha.

 

Yeah. Walk in the park. What's your MOS anyway?

 

Nodal Networking systems admin. Basically set up phone and Internet network pulled via satellite. That means I get all the internets muahahaha all mine! All my equipment sits in a shelter on the back of a Humvee.

 

Bahaha. What would we do without the techies! Gotta have the internet dammit.

 

Haha yup!

 

Asshatery and tomfoolery.

 

Translation keep an eye on Russia, china, and what's that gay country... Oh yeah North Korea.

 

This is what you tell yourself at least. This its one of those times one of the "this is what mom thinks I do, and this is what I actually do" memes would be handy

 

Why else would you have a military base in Alaska and send a bunch of smart guy computer dudes up there? Intel my friend

 

Because........ WOLVERINES!

 

You saying Mike can become weapon X!!!

 

Any pics of this? Network engineer here, also curious to see familiar gear in a different environment.

 

I was thinking more red dawn