TW Alphabet Game Thread

incase you don't understand
i'll set your gay ass straight
you keep sweatin' man
but i'm not down for a date
so keep talkin' your smack
cuz you think it's funny
but tell your mom to get ready
cuz I want my money
it's been really hard
tryin' to pimp that ho
i can't get the johns
to come back for more
you should buy her a razor
for a full body shave
and then buy her a bible
cuz Jesus saves
you can pray and pray
till your blue in the face
but I ain't into you dog
you should stay in your place

 

Just because you like a dude
doesn't mean you should be rude
or talk that way about his mom
just put your head down in the palm
of that big fat guy that you brought home
who fooled around w/ your garden gnome

seriously, though, what's that guy's deal?
he ruined a perfectly good gnome, for real!
it's all brown now, and bent out of shape
and if it could talk, it'd be screaming rape!
but you know you liked every minute of it
nevermind it'll be weeks before you shit

 

kryogenikly cool
are both you guys
coming on here
and telling your lies
join the village people
they like to play
you can wear nice outfits
and be openly gay
sing it man! YMCA
you know that's how you do
sit there and do your dance
and try to act all cool
my name is salty
it's the way i act
don't mean to disappoint
but it's just a fact
salty's balls on your chin
it's what you want to happen
you'll have to settle on some knuckles
if your mouth keeps flappin

 

Let's move on, what do you think?
This ship's been fun, but it's starting to sink
We've beaten a dead horse, and you a gnome
no sense in making this thread an angry home
to all the happy little rhymes
that will surely come in time

So a truce, a truce, a truce I say
and live to fight another day

 

man, F that
im here to talk smack
this thread hasnt moved for days
but once i spit i moves always
gotta go theres a fight tonite
and keep up the shit itll be alright

 

Now only if one of you guys could make a rhyme that starts with the next letter of the alphabet and tells a funny story...that would be uber rep.

 

Oh, I'm always down for a dare,
Put one up and I'll be there
Quoting Shakespeare, if I need to
Right on your screen, it's just for you

See...

Tacoma World is where I'm hangin'
Underground is always bangin'
Very helpful site, fo' sho'
With master (of disaster) Chris fo'-by-fo'

X is a tricky one to rhyme
Yes, it's possible, but it takes time
Z sucks, too, and that's no line
A little thought, though, and you'll be fine.


(Yeah, I know the S was a bit of a stretch, but I finished all three 'stanzas' and realized that I skipped R so I had to go back.)

 

Before you go,
I must say,
that was the shit with the words that I spray...
Massive rep for you even if I have to spread it around first. I will remember.

 

Caca!!! got nothin...............

 

Don't give up, it's not that hard
Even possible from the yard,
From the kitchen, or the den.
Give it a try, why don't you, men?

Here, I'll start another rhyme
I'll make it stand the test of time
Just follow my lead and you'll soon be
Killing time w/ rhymes like me

Love this thread more than I should
Man, oh man, I bet I would
Never stop without need to do
Other things to see the day through.

 

poor guy u thought that was cool
quit rhyming u sound like a tool
ready or not here i come
stop ur talk u sound dumb
test me again son and u will see
ur arleady so far behind me
vexed now, sometimes it happens
when i get to spittin and rappin
X goin to give it to ya
you better watch ur back
zebras die when i attack
again i say thats how its done
better think again attacking me son
cause i dont play when i spit
didnt i say im tired of ur shit
everybody tries and tries
F ing with me u just might die
geez u see what i just did
had ur women and now a kid
i aint paying for his ass though
just b/c ur lady wouldnt swallow
kid step back u dont want none
let me say this is just so fun
maybe next time itll make more sense
not this on though need to go rinse
open ur eyes to see i aint no sucker MC
PIECE

 

quality

 

Rep for you both

 

seriously dude no rhymes
then non post
or ill cut u like a lime
and turn u into a ghost

 

tired and bored
wish i had a sword
ill cut someone
and watch the bleed
multilate their corpse and spill my seed
then continue my rage
to the next guy in a cage
it wont be quick
it wont be neat
ill cut off his skin and slide it up my feet
wear his skin like a jumpsuit
hop in my truck and go root
break an axle and get stuck
i look outside and its raining wtf
15 more minutes until i leave
its hot in here going to roll up my sleeve
stomach growling
i need food
maybe waffle house that sounds good
wait patiently for backup to arrive
feel so numb am i alive
pouring down now will have to get wet
lost at tennis yesterday, every set
left knee hurts
is in pain
why the fuck does it have to rain
backyard is going to be muddy
dont have class dont have to study
next semester, ill try this time
so i have a job where i dont have time to rhyme
still waiting ten mins to go
at this point time goes so slow
wearing flip flops
there not allowed
feet really stink
and people are loud
people suck it the truth
if theyd shut up id pull out a tooth
time to stop close out shift
take my truck out and drift
flip it over roll it twice
walk away that would be nice
im done really
i must depart
did i just fart
wait for it yes i did
sometimes i act like a kid

 

U know when people shoot up schools and we look back to see if there were any clues?

 

vexed you are it seems to me
why you gots to be so damn mean
you really seem to have some problems
zero respect with looks like Golem
albeit though you got mad rhymes
busting on people and making them cry
cancer causing vicious words
destroying fools with straight demonic verse
everybody seems to want your flow
feelings are hurt and they still want mo'
good for you but they got to go
hookin' in the streets to make their dough
i now need to get my drink on sooooo
jump in my taco feelin' so macho
khaki pants on got a hole in my sock though
looking for a place with the happy hour
martinis extra dirty, amaretto extra sour
no place open that i can find
off to the liquor store for tequila and limes
please oh please don't vomit this time

 

Quality rhymes you're putting down
Really good, from what I've found
Still, I find you over the top
Telling me I'm mean, I'm not saying "STOP"

U know I've got mad respect for peeps
Very cool, though some should be "beep'd"
Why am I always doing the hard ones?
X ALWAYS sucks, I mean, it sucks tons

Yes, I know that wasn't great
Z again, DAMMIT, you know I hate
Always making rhymes with this shit
Bring me better letters and I'll hit

Colorful lyrics and beautiful speeches.
Do you enjoy my my rhymes, beeches?
Even Salty and Burgman agree
From my keyboard comes magic, see?

"Going, going, gone!" Chris Burman says
Hell, I'd rather he retired instead
I don't like listening to that moron
Just change the channel, or put the mute on

Korea is starting to piss me off
Learning nukes, it makes me scoff
Man, and how about that Kim Jong Il?
Not the greatest guy, for real.

Oh, I might go all the way
Put down rhymes all night and day
"Q" is where I started out
Ready to quit... your turn to shout.

 

Stop already!!! Enough....I can't take the rhyming anymore

 

too bad impulsered008
understand im under mandate
volatile if i dont
well explode if i wont
xray machines wont suffice
you better be glad im this nice
Zap, thatll happen if i stop this rappin
again mws i dont get it
better step it up b/c i just shitted
cant u use more words that those
dont u have more than two sets of clothes
everyone pitch in a dollar
finance him like a scholar
get him to step it up
he got his ass whooped when we played flip cup
its inconceivable
just unbeliveable
killing these words
let a psychopath
mudering it but im better in math
not again i must stop
or someone might lose their top
possibly shit themselves
quitely like their twelve
ready to go night long
so step it up cause i aint wrong