i dont buy toilet paper anymore

Brings a whole new meaning to wiping your face and ass at the same time huh.

 

This thread is

 

you guys are just jealous you wasting so much money on toilet paper.

that stuff aint cheap.

 

I don't cut corners when it comes to things like that.

Would you detail your truck with sandpaper because it's cheaper than microfibers?

 

no. i would much rather spend money on some nice soft 2 ply then use rough napkins.

 

Sunflower?


Is that you?

 

OP probably thinks the government is trying to rape him or something.

 

This thread makes me uncomfortable.

 

What do you use for tin foil?

 

In before several threads like this, before a final ban

 

Hahaha dude this is some funny sheet! Talkin about random LOL

 

Just take a shower after shitting.

 

Although it makes me pucker to think about doing this to myself consistently, I have been in public restrooms where the supplied paper wasnt any better.

I find nothing immoral about asking for a few extra napkins to wipe the meal you just purchased off your body both where it enters and exits.

 

Op you are pathetic

That is all

 

This

 

I'm proud of you. My friends mom used to hang paper towels that she dried her hands with over the dish drainer. That way she can use then again and won't have to wash hand towels.

 

wut

 

Hold in the turds until they get real dry, then you don't need to wipe.

 

Good troll morning....