Keystone State Thread

my favorite song ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oxaberFIvw

So sick of the hobos always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
And they just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars.
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart

I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!

How come I never get laid, nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of his shit"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!
Yeah!

I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punches me in the face

So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you!"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear " it sucks to be you"
I fuckin hate my life ​

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where the hell is your lot?

is it deep?

yep im putting you on my hit list now too

 

right now im sitting out in my back yard with an air rifle watching for chipmunks while browsing TW.

fred, i think you should email them guys and tell them to put that in the song.

 

Dammit. Chipmunk ran right down to a wall in my backyard...maybe 10 yards away...opened the "bolt" of my air rifle and the fucker ran!

 

and why the fuck do i have to stay at the kiddie table?! I'm like 2 weeks older than Fred is!!

 

update: got the lil chipmunk. fucker was staring right at me. TW Live thread will be updated, of course.

 

ya, they ruin my moms garden and flower beds and what not.


plus it's a chipmunk, not a squirrel

 

whatever fred. the hooters girls will all come to our exclusive young table rather than going over to the old farts.

 

I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

 

this forum is a fucking prison!
On Planet Bullshit!
In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

god i love the movie step brothers.

 

Nice! Someone from around here. I'm 20 minutes north of you in Slippery Rock!

Matt! Small world! I'll see you tomorrow with that tonneau cover.

 

im pissed it looked like shit here yesterday so i didnt go to the river then it stayed nice the rest of the day.....wtf.

 

So who else has flash flooding and tornado warnings and whatever the fuck else is going on around Pittsburgh?

I just went out to fill up my truck with gas (at sheetz, of course, cause sheetz is AWESOME) and took some detours into valleys where i figured there'd be puddles to play in. Nothing

 

Stanley Cup champions, Superbowl champions...yeah what a boring place