JDMCQ's Garage

I need an alignment on me truck, should I tell the shop to get the alignments specs I provide them or let them align it to what they think is best?

 

Yesm

 

women. can't live with 'em

1. All Russians are gangsters.
b. Welcome to being old.
7. You aren't going to get better.

 

Truth.

And hangover cure #1. 5hr energy, 2 mcchickens, large bottle of water and 2 motrins.

 

Interdasting, can you substitute chicken McNuggets?

 

Yeah, like could you eat actual chicken?

And can you substitute generic ibruprofen for the Motrin, in case, like, you have a penis and not a vagina?

Adam, how do you like the nosehair trimmer?

 

Possibly. I found it was the grease that did it for me. I'm sure anything from mcds would work. And I'm sure ib would work too. I just have an abundance of motrin around the house from the military. We call it vitamin M for a reason.
That has worked well for me numerous times.

 

It is a pretty damn impressive little piece of equipment.

 

I've never wanted to punch a male housewife in the dick more than I do right now.

 

Kick his ovaries

 

And it looks like something TSA would want to confiscate. So bonus points.

What did John do now?

 

******Paging Curt

CURT, We have just the job for you!

 

this morning I went to fix some outside plugs that weren't working. the guy says he just put two 800w heaters in his sun room, tripped the breaker 3-4 times last night and now it doesn't work at all. there's the main panel and two subs (none of which are labeled), he says the breaker he reset was on the left side of the main panel. I meter every breaker on the left side of the main panel, all have 120V, still 0V at the receptacles. after spending ~30 minutes metering and circuit tracing with no success I disregard everything he told me. no more than 5 minutes later I had it working. the breaker he reset 3-4 times was not in the main panel, it was in one of the sub panels. his heaters are not 800w each, they are 1500w each. 2 heaters that draw 12.5A each on a 15A circuit... I wonder why the stupid breaker keeps tripping.

 

You have a male housewife?

We all know you think I'm sexy.

 

no, are you offering your services?

 

What does it pay? I don't vacuum, cook, clean or put out. You have any beer?