Florida B.S. Thread

I meant the DC dealio. Couldn't get my trip to FL approved.

 

ill keep yah in mind next time i have to make a trip to whorelando

 

yo

 

What 5k? Want company?

 

Jess and I like watching the ones in avalon park (our little neighborhood) They close off the downtown area and have a little fair thing and then fireworks. The finale is always these crazy loud ones. How long will you be in town? When it comes time for you to abandon us for good I was thinking we could do a goodbye dinner at 4R.

 

My bad.

It's a great show. Definitely drive if you'll have a sober person at the end of the night. Much better than the metro. My favorite spot to sit is the reflecting pool side of the Washington monument. get there early and bring a football or something for entertainment if you want good seats.

 

Your too fast Mr bionic man, but if you are looking for company ill join y'all. Dana works that day so ill be bored.

 

It's the "watermelon run" in winter park.

Here's the link to it:

http://www.trackshack.com/events-detail.php?id=114

 

You are more than welcome to hang with me if he doesn't make it out. Although I might be way too slow for you runner people.

 

ahaha, Jim...too good. So good to see you out of your comfort zone drawing unicorns.

 

Ehh I'm pretty slow too lol. Mike will lap us though.

 

For you gun guys.

http://imgur.com/a/zNzs7

 

You boys run in the heat in Fla in the summer time..

Yes I know just getting ready for a gay USA.. Gay movies everywhere, The change the name to the 69's

 

Gonna make a day of it and see the monuments and memorials. Where's the best place to park? Another TW offered for me to park at his house and take the 30min metro ride but if driving is easier I'll do that.

 

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WTF????



http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/3825592219.html

 

for all you florida folks

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/...-year-old-abducted-from-WalMart-on-Lem-Turner


the mom is an IDIOT and should be arrested

 

I saw the amber alert on the info board going down i4 on my way to work this morning. That sucks.