The Official Gym & Fitness Thread

It'd be great to eat 6 eggs in the morning (can't because where do I shit in the next 10 hours)

I'd love to have a steak and potatoes for lunch (let me just heat that up with my laser vision, and then poop it out in my hand)

If only I didn't live in the middle of fucking no where I could go to the gym that isn't an hour away

The body building life just ain't right for me for my job right now Still makes no sense I just magically stopped gaining weight ( I change workouts every 8 weeks) And I do alot of compound movement. I am thinking about doing a 3 day split program for ectomorphs, seems doing all this isolation shit is holding me back. Who knows. Some day I just wanna cut all the bf off and be done bulking... but being any less weight than now is just

 

Sure, buy me a personal chef, guarantee I'll gain weight too

 

Just gotta get me some HGH

Optimally I should just quit my job, sit on the couch all day and eat food until I die

 

At least you're not losing weight! What are your stats again? Height, weight??

And yea, if only we all got paid to work out, and have the $$ for all that great food!

 

I got a kick out of this, I think it got posted before but the laughs are worth the repost!



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I was just throwin out an option! Lol.

I've never been able to gain weight either. Suddenly, the last 3 days, I've gained like 4 lbs

 

6'2" 178#'s

Haha I hear ya. I tried eating like 2# of chicken a day, but that only lasted about 2 weeks... could not stand it anymore

My weight NEVER flucuates. If I weigh more than I did last week, then I gained weight. My weight has moved from 178.2-178.5 in 4 months... So weird.. There has been some weekends I know for a fact I ate at least 5k calories a day (50/50 clean/dirty) and not gained an ounce that monday

 

damn dude, might wanna check for a black hole on your stomach lol

 

I thought the scale is broken and maybe it only reads 178#... But I was at the doctor (knee) 3 weeks ago and it said 183# (shoes and clothes on though)

The biggest problem I notice is... I have no energy, ever. I eat healthy food, you'd think I'd have plenty of energy... active job, healthy food, exercise regularly.. no energy. I even took an entire week off last week of lifting... still feel like I'm dragging myself around to just do anything in general. That's why I think maybe something is wrong... I've got a doctor apt, but they can never get you in anytime soon unless you've lost 3 limbs and a belly button or some shit.

 

GOMAD!!!!!

 

LOL this sucks to do...but its awesome.

 

NO ONE CAN DRINK A GOMAD IN 100 DEGREE WEATHER OUTSIDE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FM3Em7FIOc

Now in the winter... hell yeah. I did that for 4 months.

 

I usually stay in a 2 lb range. 145-147. Most I've ever weight was 151 a few years ago. Scale said 149 this mornin. I switched from Wal Mart protein to an Optimum Nutritioin 100% whey along with a Casein protein before bed. Been drinkin this stuff since Monday...and seems like that's when I started gainin my weight. I don't know

 

I drink about 1/2 gallon a day lol.

 

I saw this pic a few weeks ago...

 

lol if i did that i would be on the toilet 24/7

 

Supra TT, just enjoy your leanness! For now, you can get away with eating whatever/whenever you want and dont have to worry about calories.....that's nice but it won't stay that way. Depending on your age, it'll catch up.

Personally I like being on the leaner side.....makes bodyweight training, cardio, agility etc so much easier. Keep focusing on strength and when someone see's a 178 "skinny" dude move a respectable weight they'll be impressed!

Instead focus on goals like a 2x BW squat, 20 pull ups etc.....and you'll look how you're supposed to look!

 

Wise words . I might as well start SLOWLY cutting BF. Hopefully when winter hit's I can gain weight all over (GOMAD)

 

do you want to gain weight to look bigger? if i were you i would just focus on strength, and strength training alone. there is no better mind fucking than seeing a small dude pulling some insane weights.

 

depending on your age, maybe low testosterone?