What words, phrases, and other stuff grinds your gears.

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Verb conjugation FTW

 

And people who can't properly spell "definitely"

There is definitely no "a" in "definitely".

 

English motherfucker! Do you speak it?

 

And "My truck weights 4000 pounds"

 

And "nip it in the butt" has become more common than the correct phrase.
The first time I heard it used in the media was an Airborne or Zicam commercial. The "Leonard" character on Big Bang Theory has used it more than once.

 

Driving, I'd shoot a quick "k" in response to a text from my boss.

I recently set up a one-key "Thanks" to use instead.

 

Ah dude, you and me both...I hate the "K" text. Seriously, I'm worth more of a reply then that

 

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

e.e.cummings died in 1962, and none of your "creative writing" has earned the right to eliminate the upper case.

 

K

 

Go fuck a moose...

 

Bahaha, both of my little brothers are taller than me, actually. xD
As much as my youngest brother acts like a disrespectful, law-breaking punk, I still love him. Kinda. Hopefully he'll grow out of it. There are five of us, and he's the only one who acts like that.

 

He won't

 

K

 

The word "bomb" when used as an adjective to describe something good.

 

Shhh, let us hope! Nah, I'm sure he won't but I tell myself that so I don't lose hope for him. Cos the way he's going, he's never going to amount to anything. All he's gonna do is sit in a jail cell.

 

But what's the heighth of your truck?

I'm going to guess its about six foot tall.

 

I want to stab people that say that.

 

The ones that get me are when people say, "lower it down" or "raise it up". No shit! You can't lower something up or raise it down