What words, phrases, and other stuff grinds your gears.

I know a guy that says "hamburgs" instead of "hamburgers"

 

Maybe he's taking the phrase "Eat my hat" a bit too literally?

 

I despise the terms "baby Momma" and "baby Daddy"....cannot #$%*ing stand it.

 

is he gibbled ?

 

I'm from California so I tend to abbreviate words for faster talking, or are we just lazy?
It doesn't annoy me but I think its funny when people say "it's always the last place you look" DUH! I mean who keeps looking after they found what they were looking for?

 

lemme' ax you sum'in'
can you loan me a hunnit dollaz?

haha funny, doesn't anger me though.

 

"Irregardless"..( Not a word!)

"We will cross that bridge when we get to it" ( you can't cross it before that!)

"Whatever". Translation- (I don't care)

"I'm beside myself". ( that's quite a trick!)

"we will look into that" ( not a chance)

 

Irregardless is in the dictionary

http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/irregardless

 

the ex when she said "tots cray cray" i said bye and walked out the door.

 

I know, it is used so often now they decided to print it. It is not in my Websters Collegiate dictionary ( circa 1970) however.
I like reading its definition, how can it be defined the same as regardless, an oxymoron.
Regular and irregular are antonyms so how can regardless and irregardless be synonyms???

 

Language has evolved since 1970

 

Last sentence says:

"but is regarded as incorrect in standard English"

 

Irregardless , it's in there

 

Lmao!! Hunnits!! Reminds me of Rack City by Tyga. Throwing junnits hunnits...
Soo annoying!

 

Okay, after a few beers I have thought of another that pisses me off....cash and carry. I mean wtf? am I going to cash and leave it? Sorry, they were tall beers...were on sell LMAO <sticks tongue out>

 

I don't ever have too many issues with people in person or phrases, but usually everyday driving grinds my gears. I rage so much while driving. Too many annoyances to count. The road is literally a clusterfuck of stupidity (some also caused by myself on occasion I am sure)

 

"Swag", the noise of my friend sucking his teeth (always does this), the same friend always says "quack" at random...I think he has a severe case of tourettes.
I don't know if on topic but biased media
"u" instead of "you" - this will earn a "no" instead of a "yes" due solely to the fact that it is shorter to type.
Stop my list-making now...this will go on for pages.

 

When morbidly obese middle aged women say "get outta town!!!!" when they see something amazing (probably cake).

 

When chicks say they are fat or ugly when they aren't

 

how about " back in the day" or the always nfg " just say'n" and no i'm not "chill" or chill'n" or plan on "hang'n out"