politically incorrect

Remember this commercial? No way would it be allowed in today's society.

Hot Dogs, Armour Hot Dogs
What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
Fat kids, Skinny kids
Kids who climb on rocks
Tough kids, Sissy kids
Even kids with chicken pox
Love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
The dogs kids love to bite!

 

Yep,, just pissed off 7 groups, The lawyers are on the way to file papers right now,

 

It is getting pretty ridiculous these days...

 

Sad that we have turned into a nation of thin skinned pussys

 

True.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8sZ1DWsAHE

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVYArjS-Ee0

 

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, "The Turban Cowboy", which would be gay, and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called " Iraq o'Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop, a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.

 

I heard something on the news the other day that some state passed legislation to have the word "man" removed from words or not use the "man" words in exchange for politically correct words.
Mailman was the example used, ill look for a link

 

Here it be http://www.ijreview.com/2013/05/494...ords-penmanship-freshman-fisherman-as-sexist/

 

Only 3.
The other 4 don't give a shit.

 

Yup... Washington State.

 

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

BAIN CAPITAL - VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.

The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.


You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.


No balance sheet provided with the release.

The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of Euros to
build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit, packing sheds, and of course, a retirement program.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows, and a three day workweek.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.


You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are, but they were well dressed.
You decide to have lunch after a strike.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, and you mange them very well.

None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.


A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

 

You forgot

LIberalism

You have two cows
You trade for two bulls
Both are gay.

 

If this country survives the onslaught of political correctness it will be by the grace of God.

If this thread survives the night it will be a miracle.

 

Awesome!